I can remember, oh so many years ago, when TV’s were black and white, cars were made of steel, jeans could be purchased for $7, malts could be drank while sitting at a drug store counter, and pipe smokers filled their pipes by dipping their pipes into a pouch, or tin, thus scooping tobacco into the bowl. And then they packed and lit.
So what happened to the malts at the counter, cars we could fix ourselves, inexpensive clothes, and the old way of filling a pipe bowl? Are the new ways like the 3 step method, the Frank method, or the air pocket method, just a sign of a society going barmy?
Like when I ask for a burger and fries I do not want to be asked if I’d like a pickle, mayo, or bacon on it. If I wanted those items, I’d ask for them.
When I go to get my oil changed, I do not want to be asked if I want to buy a $25 air filter when I can buy one for eight dollars.
And when I pay for items I like using cash. I do not use plastic. So please do not ask me to sign up for a free credit card. If I wanted one, I wouldn’t be using cash.
Do we really need to continually complicate life? We used to read newspapers, books, and magazines on real paper, and now, if we don’t lose internet access, we read on tablets, computers, Ipods and ipads. And those items break down.
I can remember watching my grandfather filling his pipe. It seemed so simple, just scoop, press and light. Nor can I ever remember any of his pipe smoking friends telling him to use the 3 step method.
Thoreau said, “The mass of men live lives of quiet desperation.”
Indeed we do. And I wonder, if Throeau had smoked a pipe, would he use the scoop and press method, or the 3 step way?
Would he be as frustrated with the various ways of pipe filling as I?
My God, sooner or later, one of these methods has to work! It’s time for a bourbon!
So what happened to the malts at the counter, cars we could fix ourselves, inexpensive clothes, and the old way of filling a pipe bowl? Are the new ways like the 3 step method, the Frank method, or the air pocket method, just a sign of a society going barmy?
Like when I ask for a burger and fries I do not want to be asked if I’d like a pickle, mayo, or bacon on it. If I wanted those items, I’d ask for them.
When I go to get my oil changed, I do not want to be asked if I want to buy a $25 air filter when I can buy one for eight dollars.
And when I pay for items I like using cash. I do not use plastic. So please do not ask me to sign up for a free credit card. If I wanted one, I wouldn’t be using cash.
Do we really need to continually complicate life? We used to read newspapers, books, and magazines on real paper, and now, if we don’t lose internet access, we read on tablets, computers, Ipods and ipads. And those items break down.
I can remember watching my grandfather filling his pipe. It seemed so simple, just scoop, press and light. Nor can I ever remember any of his pipe smoking friends telling him to use the 3 step method.
Thoreau said, “The mass of men live lives of quiet desperation.”
Indeed we do. And I wonder, if Throeau had smoked a pipe, would he use the scoop and press method, or the 3 step way?
Would he be as frustrated with the various ways of pipe filling as I?
My God, sooner or later, one of these methods has to work! It’s time for a bourbon!






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