Okay, this is what you do: Get yourself an over-the-counter aromatic (the choice of aromatic is where you can really let your inner culinarian run free). Smoke it fast, so you get a good amount of condensation; don't run a pipe cleaner as you smoke, because, you're going to need that black Virginia Tea.
When you've finished your pipe, drain the elixir into a mason jar, and save. Repeat this step until you've finished off your sacrificial pouch.
Now, you should have enough precious sludge for the next step. Make up some simple syrup: Equal parts sugar (if you're feeling exotic, try demerara sugar) and water, slowly heated in a pan until the all the sugar granules dissolve.
Let the syrup cool completely.
Once cooled, mix the simple syrup and Virginia Tea together in the mason jar.
Finally, when you decide to enjoy your next pipe, mix 1 to 1 ½ oz of Virginia Syrup with 8 to 12 oz of sparkling water. Garnish with a lemon wedge and mint spring; or substitute the sparkling water with 2 oz of Evan Williams, or other bottom shelf booze (garnished with cigar ash).
Ahhhhh, refreshing.
*Please, don't try this at home... I'm drunk posting again.