We might as well just all admit women are better at making things look good than us hairy legged boys.
This morning I’m kicking myself for fifty years of trying to make a pipe look good, when all I had to do was buy some cotton balls and 100% acetone at Dollar General, and imitate my wife doing her fingernails.
Look at this formerly brown turd of a Marxman 400 attempt, I’m smoking with Danish SWR.



You want 100% Acetone at Dollar General.
It eats up tars and oils and grime and stem oxidation, right now!
Apply Obsidian Oil if you have it, mineral oil if you’re a tightwad, or olive oil or grapeseed oil or coconut oil, and polish with a cloth, they all work.
Be careful with acetone.
But you know that, you know?