MacB Dark Twist Roll Cake in a Georg Jensen Jul billiard.
"The Wife"? Jeez, musicman! I forgot to mention that one in the Words, Phrases, and Mispronunciations That Bother You thread.The wife and I had some friends over tonight for the first time since Covid began, people we haven't seen in 6-7 years, which was just lovely. So I'm currently smoking some Union Square in a Castello Natural Vergin Lovat while sitting by the (still warm) smoldering remains of the fire in the fire pit.
We need a picture of that lovely pipe after it has been smoked, it's too antiseptic in your stock photo. You could shoot it with your wife's nails in the picture and start another round of moronic jokes!