Welcome to cyberspace, I'm lost in the fog
Everything's digital, I'm still analog
When something goes wrong, I don't have a clue
Some 10-year-old smart ass has to show me what to do
The whole world's living in a digital dream
It's not really there, it's all on the screen
Makes me forget who I am
I'm an analog man
Happy Halloween y'all!
To close out my theme, here's the classic "Monster Mash" and the B-side, "Monster Mash Party" by Bobby "Boris" Pickett and The Crypt-Kickers. "Uhnn, Mash good!"