What Are The Odds?

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

Richmond B. Funkenhouser said:
I used to work with a guy who had two trees land on his car while driving within a two year span... And a year or two later a tree fell on his house.

renfield said:
What’d he do to piss off the Ents?



Now I'm curious as to what kind of car Sauron drove.

An old Ford Ranger with a bent frame.

 

[brian64]

An old Ford Ranger with a bent frame.

No way dude. First of all, I've got a 25 year old Ranger and I tried to sell it to Sauron and he just laughed.

Secondly, Mordor is strictly electric now to meet its strict net-zero CO2 regulations. Why do you think nothing green grows there?

 

[The Benedictine]

No way dude. First of all, I've got a 25 year old Ranger and I tried to sell it to Sauron and he just laughed.

Secondly, Mordor is strictly electric now to meet its strict net-zero CO2 regulations. Why do you think nothing green grows there?

Soooo Sauron is Elon Musk?

 

[brian64]

Soooo Sauron is Elon Musk?

 

[The Benedictine]

One Telsa to rule them all.

 

[renfield]

“The previously scheduled attack on Helm’s Deep has been cancelled due to a lack of conveniently placed charging stations.”

 

[Hillcrest]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1904573749434654880

would make a good 'Don't Tailgate' commercial ... although my prayers and condolences to the family of the biker ... I read he fell 65 feet and didn't survive. Sad.

 

[anotherbob]

Richmond B. Funkenhouser said:
I used to work with a guy who had two trees land on his car while driving within a two year span... And a year or two later a tree fell on his house.

renfield said:
What’d he do to piss off the Ents?



Now I'm curious as to what kind of car Sauron drove.

A Yugo actually. It kind of killed the bad ass evil vibes. But it is what it is.