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Lifer
Oct 22, 2021
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I don't know about weird but.... Back in my dating days I went on a blind date. After going to her house and meeting her I knew in a couple of minutes this was not going to work. She went to her bedroom to finish primping and I sat there wondering how I could get out of this gracefully. I noticed how spotless the place was and that there were no ashtrays... which was unusual at that time. Then an idea hit me. When she emerged from her room she was smacked in the face by a dense cloud of pipe smoke. I had almost made myself sick puffing so much to get the effect I wanted! A few words were exchanged and I left with a hurt expression on my face which turned into a smile as I got in my car and drove away. puffy
 

Epip Oc'Cabot

Can't Leave
Oct 11, 2019
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Likely done by many, but weird experience wise at least for me……

In the back seat of a “Tuk-Tuk” (also called an auto rickshaw…. basically a moped with an awning and a back seat) while traveling about an hour from the airport in Mumbai to my hotel.

This was following an 18 hour flight where smoking was not permitted, was my first time in India…. and the chaos of the traffic in the city …. where there were four official lanes typically occupied fully by several cars, delivery vans, mopeds, motorcycles, bicycles, Tuk-Tuks, cattle all vying for spaces in those four lanes simultaneously. I had never seen or experienced such a cornucopia of traffic chaos before.

I am glad that I asked the fellow for permission to smoke my pipe during that ride. It truly helped calm my nerves. 🙂
 

mso489

Lifer
Feb 21, 2013
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Not weird, but just feels weird, the various accommodations offered to travelers for smoking a pipe or other tobacco.

I've found myself sitting on a planter outside a random chain hotel; in a very nicely landscaped area with a canopy for rain with seating provided with ashtrays at another hotel; and maybe best of all, through some arrangements I found myself in the guest quarters of Vassar College in New York State in a smoking area with tables, umbrellas, ashtrays, in the sun, most pleasant. For whatever reason, it just seemed weird for me to be at Vassar ... as the result of being a wedding guest where the groom's mother was an alumna.
 

mso489

Lifer
Feb 21, 2013
41,210
60,611
Speaking of graveyard smoking, I was at a meeting at the Dallas Convention Center years ago, and because the Center was built on a cemetery, the graves are arranged on the lawn areas around it. So of course people caught short on time but needing to eat a fast food lunch or catch a smoke, tended to arrange themselves around the tombstones.

Perhaps if the souls of the departed are lingering anywhere near, if they are gregarious spirits, may enjoy the perennial flux of people to observe. The introverted there interred have likely left long ago to more open spaces. But the feeling there is definitely weird.

And it may not be arranged that way anymore. It could be fenced in or otherwise divided off.
 

condorlover1

Lifer
Dec 22, 2013
8,496
30,079
New York
Actually I just had a weird one yesterday. I went to the post office to send off a box of tobacco to help seed the new box pass so I thought I would finish up a bowl of Warrior plug left over from breakfast since it looked like it was about to rain. I had consumed my favorite Saturday breakfast of buttered toast with Marmite topped off with vegetarian baked beans, hot sauce and chili pepper with a fried egg. I was leaning with back against the cast iron subway railings at the top of the stairs of the subway, I lit up my pipe and let rip a sound that probably would not have been out of place at the circus. I was unaware that a gentlemen was climbing the stairs and was at eye level with my arse when I let go. Apparently according to the guy next to me who was in hysterics of laughter the fellow on the steps nearly did a 'Biden' and tripped up the stairs!