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Lifer
Oct 22, 2021
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Southern U.S.A.
Years ago I was trying to make a bent egg shape. The wood was not cooperating at all with a lot of sand pits and small cracks. So, what the hell, I'll just let my imagination go wild and see what I can do with this thing. Here's what I came up with. The only one I ever did with that kind of finish. Keepable, but not sellable. puffy

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anotherbob

Lifer
Mar 30, 2019
18,445
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Central PA a.k.a. State College
Years ago I was trying to make a bent egg shape. The wood was not cooperating at all with a lot of sand pits and small cracks. So, what the hell, I'll just let my imagination go wild and see what I can do with this thing. Here's what I came up with. The only one I ever did with that kind of finish. Keepable, but not sellable. puffy

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I think it's sellable. I've seen far more amateur looking monstrosities selling for big bucks. And this ain't bad looks a bit like a toe that's been soaking for years but..... Seriously I think it's one of those cases of the artist or creator being more critical then the audience.
 

virkia

Lifer
Jan 30, 2020
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Definitely ...
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... and not forgetting the Lady's Leg pipes
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Yes, a Savinelli 'Table Pipe' that I remember well from the late 1970s.
I think the weirdiest pipe I've seen. Was a briar bowl attatched to a rubber or plastic bendy tube. With a hook shaped piece of metal that had the same texture as those gas lines in science class for the bunson burners. I never knew if the freak that smoked that pipe made it him self or cobbled it together or if that was on the market. The only good thing about it was you could put it in any pocket pretty easy making it a pocket churchwarden. The dude who smoked that was a weirdo and coming from me that says a lot. He was born in Rome and the only conversation you could ever keep him going on was how much he hated the Vatican. Not for the reasons people normally hate the Vatican. But for their rules like men not being allowed to wear shorts. So tell me knowing those two things about the guy his pipe choice and the one thing that got his goat, that he wasn't or isn't a super freak.
I don't know about weird but maybe unusual would be an apt description for the Japanese Safety Pipe ...
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... but weird could describe this cheroot holder adapted from a bird's skull sadly now missing its chin
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Anyone have any absurdly large or small pipes?
Absurdly small yet fully functioning - the doll's house clays ...
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... and mini racks
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For absurdly large you've got to go for cherrywood ... such as this example by Ropp although definitely not the widest bowl or longest stem available on such a pipe
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For the longest
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For the most organic (as in the sense "relating to or derived from living matter")
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In the search for the perfect smoke back in the day there were unsurprisingly many 'System pipes' with some looking more than a little weird.
There were also the metamorphic Stanhope (optical device that allow you to view a microphotograph without using a microscope) souvenir pipe which was unusually in the shape of a small wooden Champagne bottle that unscrewed in the middle to reveal a stem and mouthpiece inside which was inserted into a hole in the side of the lower section of the bottle. The top of the bottle had a Stanhope usually depicting a building commemorating an event such as the Franco-British Exhibition London 1903
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anotherbob

Lifer
Mar 30, 2019
18,445
33,541
47
Central PA a.k.a. State College
Definitely ...
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... and not forgetting the Lady's Leg pipes
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Yes, a Savinelli 'Table Pipe' that I remember well from the late 1970s.

I don't know about weird but maybe unusual would be an apt description for the Japanese Safety Pipe ...
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... but weird could describe this cheroot holder adapted from a bird's skull although sadly now missing its chin
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Absurdly small yet fully functioning - the doll's house clays ...
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... and mini racks
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For absurdly large you've got to go for cherrywood ... such as this example by Ropp although definitely not the widest bowl or longest stem available on such a pipe
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For the longest
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For the most organic (as in the sense "relating to or derived from living matter")
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In the search for the perfect smoke back in the day there were unsurprisingly many 'System pipes' with some looking quite weird.
There were also the metamorphic Stanhope (optical device that allow you to view a microphotograph without using a microscope) souvenir pipe which was also unusually in the shape of a small wooden Champagne bottle that unscrewed in the middle to reveal a stem and mouthpiece inside which was inserted into a hole in the side of the lower section of the bottle. The top of the bottle had a Stanhope usually depicting a building commemorating an event such as the Franco-British Exhibition London 1903
View attachment 130608View attachment 130609 This one of The White House courtesy Stanhope Microworks
I can't figure out what is happening with the safety pipe thats just weird.
 

chopper

Lifer
Aug 24, 2019
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Anyone have any absurdly large or small pipes?
Unfortunately I don't know how to move pics from my phone to the laptop and I'm unable to find a pic of a similar example of my bent Dr Plumb Dinky.
It's a tiny pipe - it's a smidgeon over 4" and weighs just 17 grams. It's a great little smoker.
 

virkia

Lifer
Jan 30, 2020
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@virkia
Are those pipes part of your collection ?
Impressive bdw
Yes, I can't deny the signs of a misspent youth ... in the 1970s and 1980s while my brother was chasing girls in nightclubs and discos I was chasing pipes and as you can see I caught up with a number of them.
 
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OzPiper

Lifer
Nov 30, 2020
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Yes, I can't deny the signs of a misspent youth ... in the 1970s and 1980s while my brother was chasing girls in nightclubs and discos I was chasing pipes and as you can see I caught up with a number of them.
@virkia ,
You should post pics of your entire collection.

Most of us who frequent the Forums are rather addicted to pipe porn, you may have gathered.

Also once my wife sees what a "real pipe collection" is, she may be a bit more forgiving of my modest pile. ;)

I have been corresponding with a collector of Danish pipes for the past 30-40 years. He has the most extensive and impressive collection of Danish pipes from the 1960s onwards - a lot of makers before they became "famous" and commanding stratospheric prices.
He did have a head start in that his father owned a tobacco and pipe shop, although he has never been in that trade.
 
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