Mine are always clean as hell. I have some very nice high end pipes, and they stay perfectly clean, no odors, no gunky build ups...
...but, if you're asking this forum not to lie, bah ha ha ha ha ha, NO one has ever gotten an imperfect Peterson. No one has ever gotten a Dunhill that smoked well. EVERYONE's tobacco magically transforms into nut-bursting Nirvana after a few years in the cellar, and corn cob pipes are the epitome of how a pipe should smoke. John, you missed the part about this forum when you signed up that said that you had to pick a lie and stick to it till your dying days.
Some people have a philosophy, and they will lie their ass up one side of a tree and back down the other to prevent anyone from pushing them off the wrong headed philosophy. You're just going to have to face it, some people just have no concept of truth verses fiction. These guys like to spend a lot of time commenting at the bottom of every article posted online by a news organization.
So true. Some people will grab on to a myth and ride it to death. Some have absolutely nothing more to say about what they believe except, "I'm right and you're wrong" or "Lies" when you doubt their them without anything factual to add. It's human nature to try and not be wrong at all cost. You gotta wonder if they ever actually think anything through. I think it's the same people that are constantly saying, "I don't care what anyone thinks about me" when that's all they do. Care about what everyone thinks about them. I think ego has a lot to do with it too.