Warning Labels

[johnnyreb]

"There oughta be a warning label!" Now who still doesn't believe in the dumbing down of America?

 

[stickframer]

Damn. I can't believe that's real/necessary. It's incredibly funny and troubling at the same time.

 

[Chasing Embers]

8O

:rofl:

:clap:

Proof that a second dark age is upon us.

 

[mso489]

I wonder if emergency rooms keep the stats on zipper injuries.

 

[cobguy]

 

[danielplainview]

I cant believe I've made this far in life without a zipper warning. I will no longer throw caution to the wind with my wardrobe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ek1SKSUVRk

 

[jpmcwjr]

My fav. is the warning on the inside of those windshield screens.

 

[johnnyreb]

"When going commando"...there ought to be a warning label...(wait for it)...but where would they put it?

 

[mountiepicker]

Sounds like sound advice.

 

[thomasmartin]

Hilarious. What brand of jeans is this? There was once a warning label at a pissoir that stated: "stand closer, it's shorter than you think"

 

[jkrug]

The funny thing about all the ridiculous warning labels is that they are there because some dumbass already tried what the label warns about! :crazy:

 

[rayje589]

1 lb of tobacco says some idiot did it and sued the company.

 

[prairiedruid]

Sort of like the warning on Preparation H not to use it on your mouth.....some idiot walked around with pucker face for a week.

 

[elbert]

The local grocery re-labeled their house puppy chow, "people chow". Chex, chocolate, powdered sugar--some lady fed it to her dog.

 

[phil67]

Lets not forget those labels for idiot parents, and there are quite a few of them out there.

 

[captainprophesy]

What are you talking about Phil?... I see that as multi tasking! wash your kids and clothes at the same time. Remember we're a much busier as a society now so why not kill two birds with one stone. :rofl:

 

[johnnyreb]

I wonder if emergency rooms keep the stats on zipper injuries.

Must be a lot of people going commando.
"An estimated 17,616 people went to the ER from 2002 to 2010 with genital injuries caused by zippers. The overwhelming majority of those were penis-related injuries, though five reported injuries were to labia or vaginas."
"Of all the ways a penis can be seriously hurt, zippers were the single leading cause of penile injuries requiring an ER visit, followed by bicycle injuries."
This has been a public service announcement.

 

[prairiedruid]

Save your penis.....use the velcro fly! :mrgreen:

 

[brudnod]

Reb, those are VERY disturbing statistics! Makes my cross my legs just reading it...

 

[johnnyreb]

You need to be warned that your coffee is hot for your personal safety.