Simon is far too much the gentleman to publicly ridicule even the most shameless deadbeat who has taken advantage of his overwhelming generosity. He did, however, pass the chore off on to me, mumbling something about kneecaps and boating accidents and donating bodies to science. But I'm pretty busy with work right now, so this gives the offending party a few days to make good on their debt.
In the mean time, I have signed the culprit up with the catalog and gift division of the North American Man/Boy Love Association. That should go over well with his neighbors once the postman gets to chatting with them.