Ugly Pipe Contest

[danielplainview]

Show us your ugly pipe. The pipe must be a functional smoker and belong to you.

Winner gets a free tin of Dunhill.

 

[nathaniel]

This ought to be good... How does the judging work though?

 

[danielplainview]

This isn't a PM contest, just my idea. We'll go with majority rules. Whatever pipe gets the most flak wins. Next Wednesday I'll count the votes.

 

[nathaniel]

<p>I like. Unfortunately all my pipes are gorgeous.

 

[peckinpahhombre]

Last time we did this I came in second. Couldn't beat pipeguy's brutally hideous piece of briar.

 

[pitchfork]

Last time we did this I came in second. Couldn't beat pipeguy's brutally hideous piece of briar.

If that's a nomination, I second. (Sorry, papipeguy, LOL.)
Here she is:

 

[daimyo]

Does awesomely ugly count? This is my ugly pipe, although it was kind of supposed to be ugly.

 

[pitchfork]

8O

 

[minfarshaw]

daimyo,
That pipe is awesome! Is that Frankenstein's finger?

 

[forest7]

I hope it's not middle finger. Wow...

 

[mcitinner1]

I think we have a winner already. That's some serious ugly there. I can hardly wait to here Hunter's remarks.

 

[agnosticpipe]

Ok, I'll put up a pipe I made after being inspired by some of Olie Sylvester's designs. Kind of a Frankenpipe make from left over parts and a little copper tube.

 

[daimyo]

That pipe is awesome! Is that Frankenstein's finger?

I call it the Witch's finger, it's an Uwe Maier Halloween pipe.

 

[mso489]

I have one or two pipes that might be called plain, but nothing in this league. Takes ugly to a whole new level.

 

[danielplainview]

Daimyo I wouldn't say that pipe is ulgly. Creepy was my first thought. One hell of a carving, but creepy. The maker has some serious skill.
Peck, I've seen your collection and the word ugly has never crossed my mind.

 

[menuhin]

@daimyo

That is definitely a Halloween pipe! 8O

Creativity to a new level with the nail mouthpiece...
All pipes above look having some sort of character to me, not to be called ugly.

 

[blueeyedogre]

Most of my pipes are beautiful but the face smoking them tends to lower property values. 8O

 

[papipeguy]

I always have great faith in my Harcourt for this type of contest but, Daimyo, that thing is positively hideous. :worship:

 

[seadogontheland]

That Witch finger is not ugly, but it did make me lose my late night snack...if disgusting counts that's a winner!! We need more people to post, I think....can we extend another week? I want to see bone ugly!!

 

[danielplainview]

Nobody has a problem showing off their favorite shiny gems, but they are too shy to show their ugly pipes? C'mon guys everybody has one. Peck, the S Bang with a darkened rim doesn't count. I guess we can pick a winner this weekend if there are no objections.
I have a few hideous pipes that I love to smoke. Here's a few.
Kaywoodie Ruff Tone. (accurately named)

Was a Lovat, now its a nose warmer. I snapped the shank off. D'OH !

Tinder Box that is borderline fire wood.