Typical Pipe Smoking Attire

[captainsousie]

Honestly I find that wearing women's underwear enhances the experience immensely.

 

[Searock Fan]

I smoke almost exclusively at home in my smoking room. The uniform of the day is invariably a plain, colored t-shirt, pair of shorts, white gym socks and Hobbit feet slippers. If it's chilly I add an "Ed Norton" style vest. Below are the slippers. I love it... wife hates it.

 

[pappymac]

My wife doesn't care for the smell of smoke. I often wear a hat to keep the smell out of my hair, but nothing to cover the beard. If it is under 70F I may put on a jacket to keep the smell off my clothes.

I hear that wool doesn't take on smells as easily as some other materials.

Speaking of hats. I probably spend more time worrying about which hat or cap I'll wear than I do which shirt & pants I will wear.

 

[BROBS]

Adidas track suit

 

[cigrmaster]

If I need to look presentable I wear my silk shirt and silk shorts. Otherwise I am in a t-shirt and shorts.

 

[captpat]

Nothing special, whatever I have on at the time.

 

[dctune]

Here’s what I do… I keep all my ashes. Spread them out all over the garage floor. Strip butt naked. Lightly wet my body with a spray bottle filled with Woodford Reserve and local honey. Roll around in the ashes until I’m completely covered in a layer of soot. Then I sit on my white couch and light up. This is the best smoking attire. Anybody who disagrees is a vaping dudebro.
I said what I said.

 

[Laurent]

Here’s what I do… I keep all my ashes. Spread them out all over the garage floor. Strip butt naked. Lightly wet my body with a spray bottle filled with Woodford Reserve and local honey. Roll around in the ashes until I’m completely covered in a layer of soot. Then I sit on my white couch and light up. This is the best smoking attire. Anybody who disagrees is a vaping dudebro.
I said what I said.

You can also patch your burnt out pipe that way too.

 

[aspiring_sage]

Here’s what I do… I keep all my ashes. Spread them out all over the garage floor. Strip butt naked. Lightly wet my body with a spray bottle filled with Woodford Reserve and local honey. Roll around in the ashes until I’m completely covered in a layer of soot. Then I sit on my white couch and light up. This is the best smoking attire. Anybody who disagrees is a vaping dudebro.
I said what I said.

I do not have a white couch, but I refuse to buy a vape.

 

[AlanH]

As I said somewhere else, if you are a man, just don't call what you're wearing outfit!

 

[Searock Fan]

As I said somewhere else, if you are a man, just don't call what you're wearing outfit!

You're right. I call mine my "ensom".

 

[craiginthecorn]

Natural fibers. The occasional flying ember melts synthetics almost in an instant.

 

[trouttimes]

 

[AlanH]

A Southern Man's code

 

[aspiring_sage]

Natural fibers. The occasional flying ember melts synthetics almost in an instant.

Highlighting this, lest the one piece of good info gets missed in the midst of the nonsense.

 

[dctune]

View attachment 120964

Perfection.
And btw… I’m completely enamored with pipe smoking and poker playing dogs. If it wasn’t for my wife, the whole house would decorated with this type of superior artwork.

 

[kcghost]

Never thought about it much. Sense the pandemic decided to bless us with a third round I've decided to just live in my P.J.'s.

 

[swampgrizzly]

When it's warm typically a tee shirt and shorts. Colder times it's a sweat pants and sweat shirt or jeans and a long sleeve shirt. A bit colder I will add a particular dedicated warm jacket I have that I won't mind having baccy odors trapped in it.

 

[judcole]

Whatever fits the situation. I'm widowed, so I smoke when and where I want.

 

[reloader]

It just depends on the weather for me. If its cold, as it is now, I'll be bundled up so stay warm as I have a pipe. When its hot outside, often over 100F in the summer, its shorts and a tshirt.