Trustworthy Tobacco Review Co: Briar Fox

[solideogloria86]

Let's begin with the fox. Briar fox or Br'er Fox is a cunning and crafty creature whose sole desire is to ensnare and devour Br'er Rabbit. This is not uncharacteristic behavior for foxes in literature or in real life for that matter. From Foxy Loxy trying to kill and eat the sundry poultry comprised of Chicken Little and friends to the real life foxes who'll stop at nothing to plunder and pillage an honest farmers coops and rabbitries. In short the fox must represent something devious and malicious.

Moving on we see the fox is hiding in the bushes, smoking a pipe. There are only two reasons a fox would hide in the bushes to smoke.

1. He's under age. We can safely rule that out because I'm unaware of any law that prohibits a fox from smoking tobacco at any age.
2. He's smoking weed. I believe this is the surest possible answer because weed is illegal in South Carolina where this blend is produced. Even for foxes, of all ages. And look at his eyes! And that is definitely not a tobacco pipe.

We can also clearly see this fox is wearing clothing commonly associated with the reefer lifestyle. This fox looks exactly like the local drug dealer in my neighborhood as a child. He would regularly stand in the bushes smoking his weed and trying to sell it to us as we walked to school.

Moving on to the briars. These represent the entanglements of the reefer lifestyle. We all know how quickly one can go from taking your first dose of jazz cabbage, to snorting cocaine off the bumper of a Ford Pinto in a Dennys parking lot with a waitress named Deb.

There's nothing really to say about room note, flavor, or smoking mechanics because this "pipe tobacco" is most definitely weed.

4 star blend if you take pot.
All others steer clear. Definitely will get you stoned.

Disclaimer: It's definitely tobacco.

 

[coming to_falling too]

I think you definitely smoke weed.....



Jk

 

[spicy_boiii]

lol wut

 

[saltedplug]

If he does how is that your business?
Why does the board at large need to know your estimation, as it is also not their business?
If he starts selling pounds at discount via pm, it becomes others' business.

 

[coming to_falling too]

If he does how is that your business?
Why does the board at large need to know your estimation, as it is also not their business?
If he starts selling pounds at discount via pm, it becomes others' business.

It was a joke, friend. Don't go shitting yourself over nothing

 

[BarrelProof]

?

 

[coming to_falling too]

In all seriousness though, i think Briar Fox is a good blend. It took me a while to " figure it out", but after a few smokes it started to grow on me. Nothing fancy here. Just good, unadulterated tobacco taste with a bit of a kick.

A funny review btw. It gave me a chuckle.

 

[fightnhampster]

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Let's begin with the fox. Briar fox or Br'er Fox is a cunning and crafty creature whose sole desire is to ensnare and devour Br'er Rabbit. This is not uncharacteristic behavior for foxes in literature or in real life for that matter. From Foxy Loxy trying to kill and eat the sundry poultry comprised of Chicken Little and friends to the real life foxes who'll stop at nothing to plunder and pillage an honest farmers coops and rabbitries. In short the fox must represent something devious and malicious.

Moving on we see the fox is hiding in the bushes, smoking a pipe. There are only two reasons a fox would hide in the bushes to smoke.

1. He's under age. We can safely rule that out because I'm unaware of any law that prohibits a fox from smoking tobacco at any age.
2. He's smoking weed. I believe this is the surest possible answer because weed is illegal in South Carolina where this blend is produced. Even for foxes, of all ages. And look at his eyes! And that is definitely not a tobacco pipe.

We can also clearly see this fox is wearing clothing commonly associated with the reefer lifestyle. This fox looks exactly like the local drug dealer in my neighborhood as a child. He would regularly stand in the bushes smoking his weed and trying to sell it to us as we walked to school.

Moving on to the briars. These represent the entanglements of the reefer lifestyle. We all know how quickly one can go from taking your first dose of jazz cabbage, to snorting cocaine off the bumper of a Ford Pinto in a Dennys parking lot with a waitress named Deb.

There's nothing really to say about room note, flavor, or smoking mechanics because this "pipe tobacco" is most definitely weed.

4 star blend if you take pot.
All others steer clear. Definitely will get you stoned.

Disclaimer: It's definitely tobacco.

I forgot that I missed these "fake" reviews. ?

 

[Chasing Embers]

 

[lightmybriar]

Beautiful

 

[Ahi Ka]

Now I understand the logic behind all @didimauw one pipe for a year threads...

Stellar review as always.

 

[brooklynpipeclub]

I think you definitely smoke weed.....



Jk

People who actually 'take pot' don't use the term 'take pot'.

 

[cosmicfolklore]

I'm trying my best to wrap my head around a drug dealer hiding in the shrubs wearing a turtleneck, sportscoat and a bucket hat. I usually envision someone with tatoos, a black concert shirt that is turning grey from age, and a pair of bluejeans.

 

[coming to_falling too]

I'm trying my best to wrap my head around a drug dealer hiding in the shrubs wearing a turtleneck, sportscoat and a bucket hat. I usually envision someone with tatoos, a black concert shirt that is turning grey from age, and a pair of bluejeans.

Don't forget the black Chuck Taylor Hi Tops with holes

 

[coming to_falling too]

People who actually 'take pot' don't use the term 'take pot'.

Interesting...i did not know this. Thanks for the clarification.

 

[cosmicfolklore]

Don't forget the black Chuck Taylor Hi Tops with holes

I had to google them. We use to just call those basketball shoes. But, I'll keep my eye out, and if I see anyone wearing these, I'll inform the police immediately.

 

[coming to_falling too]

I had to google them. We use to just call those basketball shoes. But, I'll keep my eye out, and if I see anyone wearing these, I'll inform the police immediately.

Just doing your civic duty, good Sir.

 

[kcghost]

Never liked this blend but if you like it I'm proud of you.

 

[Fbg121]

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Let's begin with the fox. Briar fox or Br'er Fox is a cunning and crafty creature whose sole desire is to ensnare and devour Br'er Rabbit. This is not uncharacteristic behavior for foxes in literature or in real life for that matter. From Foxy Loxy trying to kill and eat the sundry poultry comprised of Chicken Little and friends to the real life foxes who'll stop at nothing to plunder and pillage an honest farmers coops and rabbitries. In short the fox must represent something devious and malicious.

Moving on we see the fox is hiding in the bushes, smoking a pipe. There are only two reasons a fox would hide in the bushes to smoke.

1. He's under age. We can safely rule that out because I'm unaware of any law that prohibits a fox from smoking tobacco at any age.
2. He's smoking weed. I believe this is the surest possible answer because weed is illegal in South Carolina where this blend is produced. Even for foxes, of all ages. And look at his eyes! And that is definitely not a tobacco pipe.

We can also clearly see this fox is wearing clothing commonly associated with the reefer lifestyle. This fox looks exactly like the local drug dealer in my neighborhood as a child. He would regularly stand in the bushes smoking his weed and trying to sell it to us as we walked to school.

Moving on to the briars. These represent the entanglements of the reefer lifestyle. We all know how quickly one can go from taking your first dose of jazz cabbage, to snorting cocaine off the bumper of a Ford Pinto in a Dennys parking lot with a waitress named Deb.

There's nothing really to say about room note, flavor, or smoking mechanics because this "pipe tobacco" is most definitely weed.

4 star blend if you take pot.
All others steer clear. Definitely will get you stoned.

Disclaimer: ok first off, that waitress named Deb is my 2nd cousins step dads 3rd cousin so I take offense to this.

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Let's begin with the fox. Briar fox or Br'er Fox is a cunning and crafty creature whose sole desire is to ensnare and devour Br'er Rabbit. This is not uncharacteristic behavior for foxes in literature or in real life for that matter. From Foxy Loxy trying to kill and eat the sundry poultry comprised of Chicken Little and friends to the real life foxes who'll stop at nothing to plunder and pillage an honest farmers coops and rabbitries. In short the fox must represent something devious and malicious.

Moving on we see the fox is hiding in the bushes, smoking a pipe. There are only two reasons a fox would hide in the bushes to smoke.

1. He's under age. We can safely rule that out because I'm unaware of any law that prohibits a fox from smoking tobacco at any age.
2. He's smoking weed. I believe this is the surest possible answer because weed is illegal in South Carolina where this blend is produced. Even for foxes, of all ages. And look at his eyes! And that is definitely not a tobacco pipe.

We can also clearly see this fox is wearing clothing commonly associated with the reefer lifestyle. This fox looks exactly like the local drug dealer in my neighborhood as a child. He would regularly stand in the bushes smoking his weed and trying to sell it to us as we walked to school.

Moving on to the briars. These represent the entanglements of the reefer lifestyle. We all know how quickly one can go from taking your first dose of jazz cabbage, to snorting cocaine off the bumper of a Ford Pinto in a Dennys parking lot with a waitress named Deb.

There's nothing really to say about room note, flavor, or smoking mechanics because this "pipe tobacco" is most definitely weed.

4 star blend if you take pot.
All others steer clear. Definitely will get you stoned.

Disclaimer: It's definitely tobacco.

: ok first off, that waitress named Deb is my 2nd cousins step dads 3rd cousin so I take offense to this. 2nd off, fox lives matter too. Your portrayal puts foxs in a negative light. There are plenty of hardworking, bootstrap pullers that follow the law ok.
3rd. I think i may try this blend at some point. Thanks for the excellent review!

 

[Ethan]

May very well be weed....there are no restrictions on shipping this to Massachusetts...