True Myths and Alternative Facts of the Pipe Smoking Community

[smittyd]

My wife love's it when i take all her jars :clap:

 

[theloniousmonkfish]

Giant is such a big word, I'm more like a tall glass of d-bag

 

[pipesticks]

Sutliff and Lane tobaccos are all inferior leaf aromatic goopy hot messes that will never sully my beloved briars.

 

[cosmicfolklore]

Wait... Pipesticks... I am not sure if I understand the rules to this anymore. ::

 

[npod]

1. Does this pipe make my ass look big?
2. Wallstreet venture capitalists have decided that pipe tobacco and accessories are projected to increase big time in the next 5-10 years and the consumer base will triple soon. Invest heavily now in this growing market.

 

[pipesticks]

I am not sure if I understand the rules to this anymore.

Me either, but I'm havin fun anyways :D
It just cracks me up a lot of folks poo-poo those manufacturers yet battle each other every year to get their fix of Sleepy Hollow.

 

[crashthegrey]

Wow. I am a hard, crusty, toenail of a human being, and that even hurt my feelings. [:rofl:]

Lol, sorry.

 

[midwestpipesmoker70]

The perfect blend is out there...somewhere. And you will never have to try another tobacco...ever. It will fulfill all of your pipe dreams. And will be plentiful forever. ::

 

[JimInks]

I really am Edward G. Robinson!! :nana:
You folk would be surprised at how many who have met me in person really thought I was him enjoying pipe forums in retirement. :crazy:

 

[cosmicfolklore]

Honestly, I am older than most on here, and I had no idea who EGR was till I was explained that you were not him, but the image was of a Noir film star of the 30's and 40's. I have since seen most of his movies though. You definitely keep his legacy alive.
I guess it's like 20 somethings now have no idea who Johnny Carson was.

 

[pipesticks]

The perfect blend is out there...somewhere. And you will never have to try another tobacco...ever. It will fulfill all of your pipe dreams. And will be plentiful forever. [::]

 

[jaytex1969]

This last order should just about do it for me..... :roll:

 

[perdurabo]

The FDA is a proud conglomerate of the pipe and cigar community.

 

[derekflint]

You folk would be surprised at how many who have met me in person really thought I was him enjoying pipe forums in retirement

WHAT ?.... I FEEL SICK !!

 

[mawnansmiff]

Donald Trump has been seen enjoying a sneaky pipe at the White House and since being exposed as a sly piper has decided to rescind all FDA regs......he said so in a tweet.
Regards,
Jay.

 

[jpmcwjr]

SAD!!
Back to topic:
I will never buy another pipe.

 

[leatherman]

Sam Gawith et al ship their tobacco to North America in leaky ships built in the 18th century. :P

 

[jaytex1969]

So, THAT'S how they keep those flakes so wet...

 

[lazar]

Most pipe smokers are politically conservative.

 

[aldecaker]

"Most pipe smokers are politically conservative."
That's so far beyond the pale I don't think even the most profoundly misinformed could believe it!