Trade My Pelican For "Yo' Momma"

[jiujitsubowl]

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[smoothsailing]

Yo mama's pipe smokes so wet she gotta wear a Life preserver  to use it.

 

[jiujitsubowl]

Yo mama is so fat she made her memory foam mattress, forget.

 

[daimyo]

Yo mama's pipe is so ugly, even shinypipes couldn't Photoshop out the fills.

 

[smoothsailing]

Yo mama's pipe is so ugly, even shinypipes couldn't Photoshop out the fills.

That's Hysterical (LMAO!)

 

[Waning Embers]

Yo mama is so stupid, that when you said you liked a latakia, she bought you five Korean import cars for Christmas.

 

[troutface]

First let me thank you all for the laughs. Lots of good ones here but I have to give the nod to shaintiques for:

Yo mamas so hairy I saw her in the shower and thought they were filming "gorillas in the mist"

Please PM me your info so I can get the tin out to you.
Have to give an honorable mention to daimyo for:

Yo mama's pipe is so ugly, even shinypipes couldn't Photoshop out the fills.

OUCH!
Thanks again everyone :clap: :clap: :clap:

 

[shaintiques]

This is sweet, thanks Troutface for doing this. That one is my wife's favorite. Can't wait to try Pelican. Sounds yummy!

 

[shaintiques]

Ok my awesome prize arrived from Troutface, what a stand up guy! First of all he didn't have to do this at all, he did send the Pelican which I have never had and by his advice plan to just put in the cellar and get some age on it. But in the meantime while I wait for it to age, he sent me 4 samples of other blends I have never had but have been thinking about trying. And to top off the box he sent a nice Savinelli for the Free Pipe Project. Someone is going to love getting their hands on this beauty.

 

[sjpipesmoker]

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

 

[dustmite]

Congratulations to Shaintiques for the win. And kudos to Troutface for going well beyond the expected. Enjoy the Pelican when you get to it.