Trade My Pelican For "Yo' Momma"

[johnnyreb]

@daimyo,
Boy, I didn't see that one coming!

 

[blueeyedogre]

Now I'm not saying your mother was large but when she walked across the room the radio skipped twice.

 

[dulgunz]

Yo momma so ugly she has to tie a steak around her neck so the dog will play with her.
Yo momma so ugly she has to sneak up on a water fountain to get a drink.

 

[andrew]

Your mother is a fat disgusting pig, she smells, she's a stupid cranky bitch and this is why you grew up as a bastard.

 

[seadogontheland]

Yo mama so fat when she sat around the house, she sat AROUND the house.

 

[shaintiques]

Yo mamas so hairy I saw her in the shower and thought they were filming "gorillas in the mist"

 

[dulgunz]

Shaintiques - that one actually made me laugh!! :clap:

 

[pipesmokingtom]

Yo mamma so fat, her gut graduated a year ahead of her in high school.
Yo mamma so fat, there's still snow on her in the summer time.

 

[Waning Embers]

Yo mama so ugly, she can walk into a haunted house, and walk out with a paycheck.

 

[derfatdutchman]

Yo mama is so old, she was Moses's prom date.

 

[smoothsailing]

Yo mama's so fat her belt size is the equator.
Yo mama's teeth so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles.
Yo mama's so fat Dora can't explore her

 

[smoothsailing]

Yo mama's so fat she doesn't skinny dip she chunky dunks.

 

[pipesmokingtom]

Yo mamma so big, she has a retractable dome.

 

[nathaniel]

They used to call trampolines "jumpolines" until yo momma got on one back in 1972!

 

[clickklick]

Yo momma is like a moped, fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to see you on her.

 

[edgreen]

Yo momma so dark she went to night school and they marked her absent

 

[jkrug]

Didn't see that comin' daimyo! 8O :rofl:

 

[delkhouri]

Yo momma's so fat, she got baptized at Sea World.

 

[troutface]

I want to add that the winner will have a choice of the Pelican or a tin of Aylesbury Luxury Flake. So carry on, I'm having a good laugh, or maybe I'm just easily amused :clap:

 

[dmcmtk]

Yo momma's such a strange bird, I'd rather have a pelican!