First they came for Flavored tobacco, and I did not speak out—
Because I did not smoke Flavored tobacco.......
....Then they came for the Black Frigate—and there was no one left to speak for Black Frigate...
When in the course of Pirate events, on this, our Patriot Day
We find ourselves beset by the hordes that come to take our cake away
Essential it is to load up the cask with powder and shot and grit
Then loosen the moorings securing the Frigate and to her resolve recommit
There's nary a harbor secure from the congress that gathers like gales on the sea
The greedy, self righteous and murderous vermin intent to subdue you and me
Surrender your briars and toss down your pouches and back to the plow and the yoke
Or brandish your blades and through their blood wade attacking the beasts 'till they croak
Gather your will and pick up your quill and give them a piece of your mind
And leave them no doubt that you are about to back up those words with behind
For freedom is earned, not given away and you owe a debt to your tots
To keep still afloat this stately old boat your fore-bearers paid for with guts.