Total death

[sablebrush52]

Bravo! I love creatively loopy humor and my own goes dark enough to find further hilarity in the befuddlement that ensues.

 

[jpmcwjr]

Hotel California, The Eagles

Last thing I remember I was

Running for the door;

I had to find the passage back

To the place I was before.

"Relax, " said the night man,

"We are programmed to receive.

You can check-out any time you like,

But you can never leave! "

 

[uncleblackie]

I second sablebrush's comment

 

[deathmetal]

Thanks all for reading. I didn't intend for it to be controversial in any way except for the somewhat Lovecraftian attack on Lakelands (which aren't all bad, honestly -- a generous forum member introduced me to GH Kendal Dark, which has become a regular favorite -- but don't quote me on that).