Lest you think I am just abusing a pipe for the fun of it, let me say it is just part of a larger research project. The project is frustrating as NOONE seems to agree on anything. Take the “invention” of Meerschauum Pipes.
“...in 1723 Karl Kowates carved the first meerschaum pipe for Count Andrassy who had been presented with two raw meerschaum blocks before his return from a diplomatic mission to the Ottoman Court in Turkey...” [citation: Wesley Tetsuji Kan]
“The end of a legend: Meerschaum pipe production in the 17th and 18th centuries,” that the Turks had been smoking meerschaum pipes for seventy-five to a hundred years before Kowates. Before this time, meerschaum pipes were exported from Turkey to the Balkans and then marketed elsewhere. About 1750, production of meerschaum pipes started in Ruhla (Thuringia) and Lemgo (Westphalia). Initially rough-cut blanks were imported from Turkey and finished off in Germany. In the first half of the 18th century, blocks of raw meerschaum were also imported in small quantities. The large amount of meerschaum chip and dust waste resulting from meerschaum carving led to the development of “compressed” meerschaum...” [citation: Walter Morgenroth]
Meerschaum, called luletasi, aktas, or patal in Turkish, is a white sedimentary stone that has commonly been used for carving ornate sculptures. The stone gained its highest level of functionality when a Hungarian man ordered a block of meerschaum to be carved into a tobacco pipe. Before this happened, nobody really knew what to do with the stuff besides make little figurines out of it. Now these ornately carved, white stone tobacco pipes are famous throughout the world, and nearly every pipe collection has at least one meerschaum to accompany the briar...” [citation: Eskisehir Meerschaum Pipe Story By Wade Shepard]
And what do people in Turkey think of the pipes?
“...Few Turks smoke cigars, and Western-style pipes are an artsy affectation in Turkey. Briar pipes are rare, and even the beautifully-carved meerschaum pipes from Eskisehir sold in most souvenir shops are rarely smoked by Turks. Meerschaum pipes are for selling to tourists who prize meerschaum pipes. [citation: Turkey Travel Planner ]
And to top it off, many “facts” read like fables. From old pharmacy journals it is said you can color a meer by putting it chamber down over a corn cob, fill the cob with Bull Duram, light it and power puff the meer to color.
On the opposite side you can remove the color by boiling it in sweet milk.