Tobacco Deliveries My Significant Other Does Not Know About

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Lifer
Nov 26, 2018
10,186
41,406
RTP, NC. USA
If you're in a good healthy relationship you both are upfront with each other. Otherwise you're not in a good healthy relationship, and should start considering contingencies for the inevitable, like choice of divorce attorney, budgeting for alimony payments, or possibly bearing the cost of sanctioning a hit.
Nah, tobacco is cheaper than divorce. And words won't break my bones. Sofa isn't that bad to sleep on either.
 

anotherbob

Lifer
Mar 30, 2019
16,646
31,197
46
In the semi-rural NorthEastern USA
If you're in a good healthy relationship you both are upfront with each other. Otherwise you're not in a good healthy relationship, and should start considering contingencies for the inevitable, like choice of divorce attorney, budgeting for alimony payments, or possibly bearing the cost of sanctioning a hit.
and don't try to save money like Robert Blake did. Just go to a pro. You pay for discounts in the long run.
 

anotherbob

Lifer
Mar 30, 2019
16,646
31,197
46
In the semi-rural NorthEastern USA
I am happy you found love.
she's literally my favorite person. Before I met her I thought love meant I like you and you're a friend and I want to make out with you and stuff alot. Now I know it means that and so so much more. She's also really cute and pretty and one amazing artist. And she can give me a hair cut that even with a balding spot forces me to keep reminding other ladies that I got the hair cut from my "girlfriend". Seriously all the ladies I dated before her were great (well mostly) but replaceable. Seriously if this didn't work out and I even met someone I loved as much there would still be a hole in my being that misses her. And nope she's not perfect she's about as fucked up as I am too.
 

augiebd

Lifer
Jul 6, 2019
1,321
2,607
Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
I always give my wife a heads-up when I make purchases. She lets me know about her purchases. It’s not permission, it’s information and respect. Sometimes, either of us will want to discuss a purchase because we might not be sure it’s the right time. Recently she said, I was running too many pipe and tobacco purchases by her before pulling the trigger. Her advice was “You do you.” Like others here, she has bought me several pipes and quite a bit of tobacco. As a cigarette smoker who went cold-turkey she won’t touch my cellar. No need to sweat mail-call or the size of the cellar.
 

briarbuck

Lifer
Nov 24, 2015
2,293
5,581
I have 35% of my stash at home. She knows all about that stuff. It's mostly the older cans I got off fleabay and a bunch of jars.

At the office is the "real" cellar. As Pres. Bill Clinton wisely said..."Don't ask...don't tell".

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Tar Wheel

Lifer
May 23, 2020
1,463
21,192
Winston-Salem, North Carolina
My wife watched in amusement as I stuffed a brand new MM Legend with 1-Q straight out of a one ounce sample bag and tried for half an hour to keep it burning. She’s been there from the beginning of my free fall down this rabbit hole. It’s been close to 18 months since that day and she has never said a word about a single purchase. She has worked from home since COVID and has personally taken delivery of an obscene amount of tobacco. Every now and then, She will give me a bewildered look when handing over packages but that’s the extent of it.
When my quickly dwindling storage spaces start infringing on her personal space, that’s when the problems will begin.
 

anotherbob

Lifer
Mar 30, 2019
16,646
31,197
46
In the semi-rural NorthEastern USA
Just like Dad did?

I know it's wrong but I often tell my lady it's free tobacco from gentleman strangers on the internet.
you know what. She knows. She's one day going to come home with something very expensive (probably a rare type of horse or something like that) and use the same line. She'll have this look on her face that says we both know this isn't true but I am going to win this game of chicken. Or at least that's how I see it. Because I know she's probably been on the internet and will find it hard to believe you ran into any gentlemen.
 

rmpeeps

Lifer
Oct 17, 2017
1,145
1,845
San Antonio, TX
If you're in a good healthy relationship you both are upfront with each other. Otherwise you're not in a good healthy relationship, and should start considering contingencies for the inevitable, like choice of divorce attorney, budgeting for alimony payments, or possibly bearing the cost of sanctioning a hit.
No Alimony in Texas.
Years back, I suggested to a nephew he get married in Texas instead of Florida, ....so more family could attend the ceremony.
Two years later he thanked me for that. He was in lust, I saw what was coming.
 
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