http://briarsweatandtears.com/index.php/previous-pipes
Maybe like the Bing on this page?
Yep - that would be it - but that looks on the small size. Also, the kaywoodies and medicos I've seen that are similar have been way too small - needs to be at least 6.5".
The Sav Bing models miss on a number of points (though it's a fine pipe on its own). The stem is curved - my ideal of a classic billiard is straight as an arrow. Except for the soiree model, the stems are not black. The band is a cheap looking brass - looks like a child's ring from a gumball machine. And the golf logo has got to go.
My guess is Savinelli thought a classic billiard was too boring and so made the "Bing".
Finally, as for the custom route, the ONLY reason I am seriously worried about doing it is I know the cost would be over my budget, but even more than that, I am doubtful that I would be able to get the idea in my mind across clearly enough. For ex., we are rebuilding our house, and we asked our builder (a great guy btw) to re-do our kitchen island. We drew up designs and explained what we wanted, but he delivered something very different, but we accepted it with a big smiles on our faces.
So if I commissioned someone to do it, and the work was sub-par, I'd prolly still buy it and regret it.
Thanks @nightmarejones and @galeon. It would be way cool if someone who manufactures pipes sees this and makes it—but I have to say, if anyone actually does make it, the devil is in the details.