These are people just doing their jobs.
That phrase got us here.
The real question is, how God awful far will it take us?
These are people just doing their jobs.
For now, for now. But if you did some border area hikingI looked this up too, somewhere I read you can still grow up to 200 plants here, don’t quote me exactly, which is actually commercial quantities, Canada for now is still OK, Australia has crossed the rubicon on another level, hopefully this improves in a few years where cooler heads prevail.
Also, you can challenge customs here on your tins if you know the laws, plenty of us still paying decent prices, about double, not as good as 3 small years ago, harder to build a cellar, but not tragic either…. For now.
I wouldn't know.. I've only ever had the U.S. version.. got these at smoking pipes last year.How does the Germain made 79 compare to the us version?
Dutch masters? How do you got that stuff
I’ll go with your first idea and get a pet salmon to swim over batches.For now, for now. But if you did some border area hiking
nah. Eventually people will get over caviar. Mainly because as we get more access into the thoughts and actions of the rich it's easier to realize they aren't the best lifestyle coaches.I predict that, one day, the most desirable tobacco will cost the same as the most desirable caviar. We're not there yet. Currently, tobacco is still cheaper than caviar.
fun fact you can do that in the U.S. with illegal drugs. If someone sends you a box full of crack you're breaking the law the moment you own it i.e. take it off the porch or from a friendly undercover postman. I am pretty sure it wouldn't work but technically the way the law works is like that. Oh and you'll get in more trouble for the whole transporting cross state lines thing too.Or would the tobacco automatically get confiscated, the recipient be threatened by fines and imprisonment?
Don’t like someone in Canada? Just keep mailing them pipe tobacco until they go to jail…..
Never say Never! (Or if you are a Bieber kind o' guy, here you go.)Smoking is not popular and never will be again.
Check your two bottom cans with the black lid. I see that black lid on the eu made version.I wouldn't know.. I've only ever had the U.S. version.. got these at smoking pipes last year.
The Dutch Masters was from WV Smoke, I believe they still have some in stock. Was also a Sutliff product... actually used to be called Old Grandad Whiskey Cavendish (Like Old Grandad brand whiskey) but they changed the name some years back
Yeah, I know people in Canada who produce serious quantities of tobacco with no issues.Might be true in Australia but it’s not true in Canada.
No, I haven't thought of that. I pressume if they've blocked access from Ireland they don't ship to Ireland. Like Smoking Pipes state they do not ship to Ireland.you never heard of using a VPN?
And just like that the Aus Secret Police are going to be cruising Ft. Mac looking for greenhouses growing THE OTHER devil's cabbage...No that’s not true. I know a couple of people way up in Fort Mac who grow their own tobacco. A heated greenhouse on your property Is all it takes.
I dont know about shipping but P&C was part of the STG takeover and other parts like Tobacco Review has been geo blocked for outside US.No, I haven't thought of that. I pressume if they've blocked access from Ireland they don't ship to Ireland. Like Smoking Pipes state they do not ship to Ireland.
I'd rather pay in CAD than USD.Ya that's pretty egregious. Even if it's $560 Canadian...I joke of course.
But it sounds like you should just book a vacation to the US with an extra empty suitcase...

They'll charge the same as if a retailer sold it. It happened to me once, someone sent a genuine gift of 2 pouches of 50g a one stick and boom! $100 various taxes & fees.You have to fill out a custom form. You can legally mark it as a gift. You have to state what you are shipping and value i.e. tobacco. I'm not sure of the taxes on a gift.
That stings like a wasp in the bourbon.
Listen, rookies of the Canadian tobacco underground—take heart. I’ve been dancing this online order tango for two decades. Customs is a fickle beast, rolling in waves like some bureaucratic Poseidon. Sometimes the breakers are soft, sometimes they smash your skull against the reef.
Case in point: twenty cigars, two weeks ago. They slapped me with a $1.50 duty—barely the price of a gas station coffee—and then tacked on their inspection fees. I swear some customs drone with a taste for Maduro slipped me a wink through the paperwork. Meanwhile, 2.5 pounds of pipe tobacco ghosted through the system like contraband angels.
And the paranoia—oh, the paranoia. Imagine some poor customs agent hunched over a monitor, caffeinated to the gills, scouring obscure pipe forums like they’re intercepting cartel chatter. Pipe tobacco! Of all the illicit cargo screaming across borders—guns, pills, diamonds, exotic reptiles—they’re sweating over Virginia flake? If that’s the mission, they’re failing spectacularly. Work harder, customs agent! My taxes pay for your jittery surveillance circus.
Ease up on the coffee, or the pot, or whatever keeps you twitching.
These posts have been popping up for 15–20 years, like mushrooms after rain. There's been no change in methods, no uptick in frequency. And here’s the kicker: ordering tobacco into Canada is perfectly legal. No crime, no cloak-and-dagger. Just a man, his cigars, his pipe, and the eternal roulette wheel of customs.
So relax, rookies. The waves come, the waves go. Light up, laugh at the absurdity, and remember: the real contraband is sanity.
That stings like a wasp in the bourbon.
Listen, rookies of the Canadian tobacco underground—take heart. I’ve been dancing this online order tango for two decades. Customs is a fickle beast, rolling in waves like some bureaucratic Poseidon. Sometimes the breakers are soft, sometimes they smash your skull against the reef.
Case in point: twenty cigars, two weeks ago. They slapped me with a $1.50 duty—barely the price of a gas station coffee—and then tacked on their inspection fees. I swear some customs drone with a taste for Maduro slipped me a wink through the paperwork. Meanwhile, 2.5 pounds of pipe tobacco ghosted through the system like contraband angels.
And the paranoia—oh, the paranoia. Imagine some poor customs agent hunched over a monitor, caffeinated to the gills, scouring obscure pipe forums like they’re intercepting cartel chatter. Pipe tobacco! Of all the illicit cargo screaming across borders—guns, pills, diamonds, exotic reptiles—they’re sweating over Virginia flake? If that’s the mission, they’re failing spectacularly. Work harder, customs agent! My taxes pay for your jittery surveillance circus.
Ease up on the coffee, or the pot, or whatever keeps you twitching.
These posts have been popping up for 15–20 years, like mushrooms after rain. There's been no change in methods, no uptick in frequency. And here’s the kicker: ordering tobacco into Canada is perfectly legal. No crime, no cloak-and-dagger. Just a man, his cigars, his pipe, and the eternal roulette wheel of customs.
So relax, rookies. The waves come, the waves go. Light up, laugh at the absurdity, and remember: the real contraband is sanity.
Yep it's gotten worse and I imagine as they make use of more technology it will get worse still.Well written and I agree with most, but I will squabble on one point, there absolutely has been an uptick in frequency. Pre-2022 I got hit once in 20 orders maybe, now haven’t gone through once untouched since 2022. And this is happening to everyone I know, and on forums, I’ve just accepted the price and experiment less with new blends. You might be lucky enough to live in a spot customs hasn’t figured out yet, but not most of us…
