"Should one really bathe twice a month? Is that even healthy?"
Warren, only dirty people wash :rofl:
Regards,
Jay.
Warren, only dirty people wash :rofl:
Regards,
Jay.
Time For Another "Manliness" Thread
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I see we've crossed the line between manly and Neanderthal, but that's hardly unique.
Setting out on horseback into 500,000 acres of little known territory with a canteen and a half pound of jerky to look for strays for a week.
Setting out on horseback into 500,000 acres of little known territory with a canteen and a half pound of jerky to look for strays for a week.
Rolling your own cigarettes one handed using XXX Black Twist whilst using your free hand to remove the cap on the beer you are about to neck down in one gulp!
I got a coworker to chew some Black XX last week. Never saw that color of green before. :mrgreen:
You know its funny you happen to mention that fact. When ever I have chewed the stuff I have noticed a very fine grit in the tobacco and for the life of me I cannot work out what purpose it serves.
Being that I'm a bit of a nostalgic and somewhat idealistic, I'll toss in a few Manly quotes that seem quite fitting this week...
It is in vain, sir, to extenuate the matter. Gentlemen may cry, “Peace! Peace!” — but there is no peace. The war is actually begun! The next gale that sweeps from the north will bring to our ears the clash of resounding arms! Our brethren are already in the field! Why stand we here idle? What is it that gentlemen wish? What would they have? Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death! — Patrick Henry, 1775
But if we fail, then the whole world, including the United States, including all that we have known and cared for, will sink into the abyss of a new dark age made more sinister, and perhaps more protracted, by the lights of perverted science. Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties, and so bear ourselves, that if the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say, This was their finest hour. — Winston Churchill
And finally...
It’s better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. — Emiliano Zapata
It is in vain, sir, to extenuate the matter. Gentlemen may cry, “Peace! Peace!” — but there is no peace. The war is actually begun! The next gale that sweeps from the north will bring to our ears the clash of resounding arms! Our brethren are already in the field! Why stand we here idle? What is it that gentlemen wish? What would they have? Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death! — Patrick Henry, 1775
But if we fail, then the whole world, including the United States, including all that we have known and cared for, will sink into the abyss of a new dark age made more sinister, and perhaps more protracted, by the lights of perverted science. Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties, and so bear ourselves, that if the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say, This was their finest hour. — Winston Churchill
And finally...
It’s better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. — Emiliano Zapata
60-grit toilet paper. The roll must be mounted "over the top", of course.
Steel-bristled toothbrush used with habanero-flavoured toothpaste.
Shave with a weed-eater after your every-other-Friday shower.
Steel-bristled toothbrush used with habanero-flavoured toothpaste.
Shave with a weed-eater after your every-other-Friday shower.
Blends need to be rated on manliness. Strength, Room Note, Taste, and Manliness. Wow, that would be a food fight down at the old blending shed, or maybe the blending workshop cafe. Latakia, burley, Perique, Cavendish, Turkish, Orientals, and all the proportions thereof.
I don't drive. Instead I ride a bear. It's not a tame bear, it just knows to obey. It attacked me one day... wanted my peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I said, "Hell no, big bear. You ain't gettin my peanut butter and jelly sandwich. It stood up and roared that bear like snarly bear growly roar thing that bears do right in my face. I calmly wiped the bear spit from my face, and said, "Why did you do that you big mean bear?" So it looked at my sandwich again, and I said, "Bear. I already told you, I ain't givin up my super yummy extra creamy peanut butter and super sweet and tasty strawberry jelly (I wanted him to know it was super special) sandwich! So he came at me like a big bad bully bear! He was thinking he was going maul me, and maybe even eat me, and then take my sandwich for desert! So I channeled my inner Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris is unbeatable and eats bullets and farts the mother of all bombs, and I roundhouse kicked that big bad bully peanut butter and jelly sandwich stealing bear right in the noggin! And now that bear knows! He knows I'm boss man Chuck Norris kick Anthony, and he better do as I say... and leave my sandwich alone! Because I am a manly man!
True story.
True story.
I'm guessing it was one of those wee American bears and not one of the giants we have up here. Or, was it one of those bears with one button eye missing and an arm torn off, which you drag around behind you as you toddle off to bed in your Doctor Dentons. :nana:
I married a 100% Italian 19 years my junior. I can say without a doubt that it has been the ultimate test of manliness.
And I agree with MSO, we need a tobacco manliness rating. I suggest 1Q to be the bottom of rating scale, with strength and taste as the primary qualifiers and room note as either yes or no. So 1Q is a 0,0.
And I agree with MSO, we need a tobacco manliness rating. I suggest 1Q to be the bottom of rating scale, with strength and taste as the primary qualifiers and room note as either yes or no. So 1Q is a 0,0.
Only a manly man can wear Doctor Dentons and still sleep with "teddy," a totally self-assured manly man.
edit: A manly man with a very understanding wife.
edit: A manly man with a very understanding wife.
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