It seems to me that when it comes to pipe smoking, whatever you determine to do, you will eventually develop mastery of it.
I'm more determined to smoke my pipe in what I consider a normal way. I developed mastery of that, and find that simplicity is best.
Times reporter Westminster Pipergate caught up with Morrison Jeremiah in 2016 after his record 24th national championship. When asked if there was a secret to his unrivaled success, Mr. Jeremiah responded, "You see these two fingers?" Pressed as to the significance of his remark, his irritable reply was, "I must confess in a visit to the colonies to see Madonna perform during her
Blonde Ambition tour I found myself lost in a remote part of Kentucky and chanced upon the most astounding display of pipesmoking. The most unnatural technique seemed at first anathema to my ways, but while nodding off on the flight home I awoke to the idea of the sheer brilliance of the idea. I incorporated that into my competitive pipe smoking ritual and, of course, mastered it - but I must say after 24 titles I can't keep my fingertips from staining my waistcoat and with no real competition to speak of I am compelled to announce my retirement and look forward to a normal and simple form of existence. I'm hopeful in a few years my affectionate fans will forget that I owe my success to a 21st century incarnation of the expert woodsman Daniel Boone and I certainly encourage them in that endeavor."
By the way MJ, we only tease the ones we love!!!


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