Threads That Go Poof in the Night

[woodsroad]

You know that a thread here is done

And the whole thing has stopped being fun

When the limericks appear

To bring up the rear

And half of them don't even rhyme very well

 

[mortonbriar]

I suppose a martini is one way of disposing of cheap vodka or gin, the vermouth might it platable. But great vodka and gin should not be adulterated. Not even an ice cube!

This is how I feel about whisky, but gin? it was made to be mixed with tonic water! And if its hendrikcs? a slice of cucumber too.
Train wrecks, rabbits and limericks? Too for early for me to say.

 

[ophiuchus]

There was an old rabbit named Honey

Who thought it'd be really funny

Sayin' high cockalorum

But at a pipe forum

The old bastards slaughtered the bunny.

Bunny bunny bunny!

 

[warren]

Where, apropos of nothing, have the quick, witty minds gone?

 

[woodsroad]

You are making some assumptions there, Warren.

 

[warren]

All right, where have all the quick, witty, albeit, alcohol fueled, minds gone. Apropos of nothing.

 

[aldecaker]

Same place all the flowers have gone, I guess.

 

[Chasing Embers]

All right, where have all the quick, witty, albeit, alcohol fueled, minds gone.

We have hangovers. :mrgreen:

 

[sablebrush52]

What would you have if everyone in the US drove a pink Cadillac?
A pink carnation.

 

[theloniousmonkfish]

Spilled my career in the corner of the room and the table ate itself, what's going on?

 

[didimauw]

@ Monk. These guys are imagining things again...

 

[theloniousmonkfish]

It's just imaginary? So nobody drank my couch? Good, I was going to pour it on the rug....

 

[davet]

A pink carnation.

:roll:

 

[brian64]

...and a pickup truck.

 

[jpmcwjr]

Where did the white sport coat go??
Man, that was one wascally wabbit!

 

[aldecaker]

Glad I'm not the only one who immediately thought of Marty Robbins.

 

[brian64]

It's Marty McLean dummy.

 

[aldecaker]

I believe I'm talking about "White Sportcoat" by Marty Robbins, and you're talking about the song that referenced it, "American Pie", by DON MacLean. Dipshit.
Just kidding. I see what you did there.

 

[mortonbriar]

On a separate note...
Imagine waking up one day and heading to the wardrobe/closet/chest of drawers to put on your regular and oh so conventional blue denim jeans and button up red flannel shirt only to find that YOUR THREADS WENT POOF IN THE NIGHT and you now have endless rows of pinks and purples and rainbows and leather chaps and... :roll: oh I am tired.
Isaac

 

[brian64]

@aldecaker: I thought you were just being silly with the MR comment, so I did likewise. I had no idea what the white sportcoat reference meant...I'm not familiar with that MR song.