Wow that story is strangely familiar. We may be married to the same woman. My wife puts up with my PAD because she knows my guilt translates into new clothes for her. In the end it all means that I don't turn down any overtime when it comes my way.Haha rule number one don't underestimate your wife I walked in from work and she looks at me weird "you bought a pipe didnt you?" With a huge smile on her face. Oh man I love this women she knows me all to well. At least now I can smoke it in piece. Without trying to hide. Moral of the story lying gets you no where and just made me look dumb lol lesson learned. Lol