No, not the vacuum cleaner. Running out of a six pack and no more chilled beer. Bad planning on my part.
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Thats when I know it's time to move onto the whisky.
I remember an Agony Aunt column from the Sun Newspaper about a fellow who suffered extreme guilt due to his predilection for having sex with the family vacuum cleaner! I suppose that really does define the meaning of this sucks!
I wondered what the “shag” setting is for!
Sounds like a failure to follows the 7P’s
(Proper planning prevents the probability of piss poor performance)
Simple. Take up homebrewing. You'll forget what running out of beer is all about. Forever.
You'll learn however what it's like to have a surplus of perfect beer much of which will probably go past its best before date before you even come to drink it up.
Here, about 350 bottles of some 25 varieties of beer in the cellar. I'm the only drinker, I drink little, have nobody to give beer away to and I almost never toss my brews cause they're awesome.
You'll learn however what it's like to have a surplus of perfect beer much of which will probably go past its best before date before you even come to drink it up.
Here, about 350 bottles of some 25 varieties of beer in the cellar. I'm the only drinker, I drink little, have nobody to give beer away to and I almost never toss my brews cause they're awesome.
This too. What beers you didn't manage to consume in time, you may distill them into a stronger booze.
I guess it is better if I don't comment on this topic. I could get in trouble with the one person who is on my case about something or other.
key point chilled beer. I guess you still have beer it's just not chilled. Solution find a big freezer and chill in there with the beer.
I wonder what model vacuum it was. I hear the Telefunken U-47 had some titillating attachments.
@bluegrassbrian: OK guys here is the original agony Aunt column from The Sun newspaper in the U.K. Try not to laugh too much and before anyone asks I am not the author of the letter to Deidre - broom broom - speed three!! 
www.thesun.co.uk
I hate myself for having sex with household appliances
DEAR DEIDRE: I HATE myself for having sex with household appliances. I know it sounds strange, but I needed to know what it felt like. I’d seen these crazy guys online having sex with household ite…
www.thesun.co.uk
When I was working a Summer job at an advertising agency around 1980, I remember one of the bosses, Bill Henderson, was marveling at some injuries some people sustained from a Hoover Dustette vacuum cleaner. I believe this attached report was the one he was looking at, as I recall the phrase “lacerations of the glans” quite vividly. Bill seemed surprised by the distance cleared to make contact with the fan blades—he walked around the office gesturing the distance with his two hands and seemed quite surprised.
Drivers that make it a point to cut you off because you used your blinker.
That's seriously fucked up.@bluegrassbrian: OK guys here is the original agony Aunt column from The Sun newspaper in the U.K. Try not to laugh too much and before anyone asks I am not the author of the letter to Deidre - broom broom - speed three!!
I hate myself for having sex with household appliances
DEAR DEIDRE: I HATE myself for having sex with household appliances. I know it sounds strange, but I needed to know what it felt like. I’d seen these crazy guys online having sex with household ite…
Is exactly what I did last night, finished off the last of my Basil Haydn.
". . . probably in search of sexual excitement." No shit, Sherlock!
15 cm is 6", so our lacerated gents are above average (supposedly).