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elessar

Part of the Furniture Now
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I always find the list of adverse events to be amusing. These may include: headache, nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, incontinence, bad breath, shortness of breath, mental aberrations (some of which may be permanent) , burping, excessive flatus, sleeplessness, drowsiness (avoid operating heavy machinery), unusual thoughts or actions, weight gain, changes in blood pressure, sexual disfunction, dry mouth, tachycardia, and coma which may lead to death. But outside of those, you should be fine...
Agreed. One of the most terrifying is a drug that risks a life threatening infection of the perineum. Death by taint, now there's a topic.
 
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LOREN

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I find it rather amusing that when a man starts having erectile issues, it's automatically assumed that we are the one with a medical issue. Has anyone ever thought to themselves "maybe the real issue is that my wife isn't trying hard enough anymore to get this thing where it needs to be?!"

Discuss that one with her at your own risk 😂
This is Loren's wife of 46 years. I took his phone and hit him over the head with my frying pan (as it was time for his weekly smacking upside the head)...he is changing his opinion to it's all the man's fault
 
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Chasing Embers

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For instance, there are a lot of older men on this forum. I don't recall ever seeing a post discussing the benefits and differences of various erectile medications, LOL. Strangely, it seems like that topic is one that shouldn't surprise anyone if it was posted. Yet, no post.
That's the late 30s/early 40s crowd. After that many realize it's a blessing.
 

JOHN72

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I remember at a picnic, we grilled German sausages, and the subject of flexibility, thickness and soft touch that they have came up, I do not know if this has to do with the fall of Rome, and the booming automobile industry, I mean, who doesn't have a pack of German sausages in their fridge and a Mercedes Benz on their front porch? I would add even more, and I will go further, who has not seen a German porn movie? Erection is the engine of the universe.teddy-4524126_1280.jpg
 

PaulRVA

The Gentleman From Richmond
We need a Deep Thoughts Thread:
Topic Examples:
1. If you drove a car off a cliff would you still pump the brakes ?
2. Answers to Interview questions.
Do y’all terminate or press charges ?
3. If poison is past it’s expiration date is it still poisonous?
 
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Sig

Lifer
Jul 18, 2023
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As a veterinarian with a good farm and ranch practice, I can relate. My biggest issue these days is farting I'm always asking horses and cows "Is that you or me?"
My favorite days are when I get a first or second year tagalong "city kid" student. :)
This can make or break their decision to being a small animal or farm doc.
 

SSGT.

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Jul 7, 2024
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My favorite days are when I get a first or second year tagalong "city kid" student. :)
This can make or break their decision to being a small animal or farm doc.
I'm close to Texas A&M and participate in the summer intern program, can hardly wait for this year's kid.

Last year was a girl from Dallas and the look on her face when she had to pull her first calf was priceless.
 
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SSGT.

Can't Leave
Jul 7, 2024
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We need a Deep Thoughts Thread:
Topic Examples:
1. If you drove a car off a cliff would you still pump the brakes ?
2. Answers to Interview questions.
Do y’all terminate or press charges ?
3. If poison is past it’s expiration date is it still poisonous?
4. If man has the ability to blow up the world, why can't he keep the stains out of his shorts?
5. If you fart in church, are you sitting in the pew?
 
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Sig

Lifer
Jul 18, 2023
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I'm close to Texas A&M and participate in the summer intern program, can hardly wait for this year's kid.

Last year was a girl from Dallas and the look on her face when she had to pull her first calf was priceless.
I had a kid a few years ago who said, "straps and chains are not safe to pull calves anymore".
I told him my nearly 3 decades and thousands of calves successfully pulled says different....."now shut up and PULL!!"
I'm close to Cornell, my alma mater, but also take students from my other alma mater, Penn State....and even some from SUNY Fredonia 45 minutes away.
 
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Brad H

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We need a Deep Thoughts Thread:
Topic Examples:
1. If you drove a car off a cliff would you still pump the brakes ?
2. Answers to Interview questions.
Do y’all terminate or press charges ?
3. If poison is past it’s expiration date is it still poisonous?
No, I would pull the emergency brake since it would be considered an emergency.