You were lucky they didn't charge you extra for getting rid of the "grandpa" smell. ?
They Ghosted my Truck
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Dear Mr. Cosmic,
Thank you for the submission of your grievance. We wish to inform you of the following Disposition:
The Federal Tobacco Restoration Services Unit has provided, in restitution, a subsidized (1) one 8oz ration of Cornell and Diehl: Burley Flake #1; and (2) one 8oz ration of Daughters and Ryan: Picayune.
Your tax dollars at work!®
Thank you for the submission of your grievance. We wish to inform you of the following Disposition:
The Federal Tobacco Restoration Services Unit has provided, in restitution, a subsidized (1) one 8oz ration of Cornell and Diehl: Burley Flake #1; and (2) one 8oz ration of Daughters and Ryan: Picayune.
Your tax dollars at work!®
Hey, just offering me some C&D would put a smile on my face.
it's your fault really for living anywhere near trees. If you would have lived in a desert or other mostly treeless landscape, things would have never gotten so far. (sorry have to make fun of certain idiots by basically saying things as fundamentally stupid as the arguments they make).
Money is made of paper, paper made of trees, I'm making so much money I can barely breath... Todd Snider
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So basically you lived next to a mortal enemy and thought they wouldn't get revenge. And who do you think is behind the tree lobby (oh we need trees to breath and stuff)? Mechanics! And why so they can set up a whole Rube Goldberg scenario where your car ends up smelling like lady bits from decades of yore (horrible lysol reference)
Hmmmm, your referencing lady bits for all of these nasty smells in various posts has me wondering... you do wash you hands after work before dates, right?
lysol look up what it used to be sold as.Hmmmm, your referencing lady bits for all of these nasty smells in various posts has me wondering... you do wash you hands after work before dates, right?
From their website...
Lysol was originally created in 1899 by Gustav Raupenstrauch to help stop the spread of the cholera epidemic in Germany. By the 1918 Spanish flu pandemic, Lysol was marketed as a way of cleaning surfaces and combating the spread of the virus.
Smithsonian says that it was fraudulently advertised as a form of birth control for one series of ads, but not by Lysol, but by some unscrupulous media outlets. It would actually cause death if used for this.
I am going to re-name you derailedbob.
Lysol was originally created in 1899 by Gustav Raupenstrauch to help stop the spread of the cholera epidemic in Germany. By the 1918 Spanish flu pandemic, Lysol was marketed as a way of cleaning surfaces and combating the spread of the virus.
Smithsonian says that it was fraudulently advertised as a form of birth control for one series of ads, but not by Lysol, but by some unscrupulous media outlets. It would actually cause death if used for this.
I am going to re-name you derailedbob.
You should sneak into their office late at night and smoke away. Kind of like marking your territory.
“Under My Seat" would be an aromatic…not in a good way.
“Small Batch” release depends on who’s seat it was under, & batch size dependent upon diet.
(Are there such things as “tobacco farts”? Just asking for a friend).
That has elements of a Falcon pipe.
Tobacco smoke enema - Wikipedia
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This is why I never accept rides from people. It has actually been decades since I have ridden in a vehicle that I was not driving.
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