They Found A Way To Punish Me....

[topd]

So, June is at work and I'm out front changing the plugs on the old Chevy truck, and the cooler

starts hollering at me. So inside I go for a cool one and realize I've been had. All the kids are

grown and gone but we have new kids that are as about as much work and pain! I've wanted to take

a paddle to their asses just about as much as bringing up human kids! We have a Yorkie, a Long

Legged Rat Terrier and a Yorkie/Schnauzer female mix that is just about crazy!

I usually take them out with me, but it's Friday and it's garbage day. The WASTE COLLECTORS (for

lack of a better word) hate when our dogs are out on the road harassing them, so I kept them in.

As I went in, this is what I found. Widge, the instigator, had three of my pipes in his little

honey hole. Two briers and a cob.... one was a 1932 Dunhill double patent pipe. (He's lucky he

just got off with an ass whoppin').

Believe it or not... not a tooth mark or scratch! I was lucky. I remember a recent post about

the inability to enjoy an estate pipe..... All I had to do was wipe off some K-9 slobber....

Good To Go! (He didn't want to give it back!)

 

[baronsamedi]

Good save, man! Dogs are terrible at rustication jobs.

 

[ejames]

That'll learn ya to leave them where the dogs can get to them!! :D

 

[mrgunnar177]

:rofl:

 

[jah76]

Top, that pic with the pipe in it's mouth made me laugh out loud.
Who knew Ewok's liked MM cobs?

 

[rigmedic1]

That's cute,lol. Congratulations on your good luck with the Dunhill. I remember a new cellphone I had gotten years ago that wasn't so lucky...

 

[crpntr1]

:laughat:

Who knew Ewok's liked MM cobs?

:rofl:

 

[sixmp]

Ya see? This is why i prefer cats... I show one of my cats any of my pipes and they sniff the air, curl their top lips and look at me in disgust :rofl:

 

[topd]

HaHaHaahahahaaaaaaaa! I usually don't comment on a post I started for a few days... But that

Ewok statement just busted my gut!!!! Funny!

 

[photoman13]

Ha ha. Almost too cute to take it away from em.

 

[topd]

I'll tell Ya' .... When the little Yorkie learns to pop a tin and strike a match... I'm screwed!

 

[photoman13]

ha ha

 

[sixmp]

I'll tell Ya' .... When the little Yorkie learns to pop a tin and strike a match... I'm screwed!

The mental image that just gave me... :rofl: :clap:

 

[tbradsim1]

Top, just came in from the fields, took a shower, got my wife's IPhone and there are your little fellows haveing a time of their lives, so so funny, but glad the Dunhill was not hurt, do they make a dog biscuit shaped like a pipe? LMAO. The old cajun

 

[cynyr]

I was afraid they had got into the cooler, Top! What they did do is even worse!
I immediately thought of the chewed-up Dunhill from a couple weeks ago.

 

[clyde]

Could it be an alien in disguise trying to steal a humans mo-jo? :crazy:

 

[terry]

Funny story. :rofl:

 

[jcsoldit]

You know Top... I think that Yorkie would taste a lot like squirrel if prepared properly. :rofl:

 

[mlaug]

I agree. I'd spend my time looking for recipies.

 

[daytonsean]

My Dachshund has been labeled the Eater of Socks and Destroyer of Shoes. Though, socks and shoes are easier to replace than a nice estate.