There's no Cure for Stupid #136.

[mawnansmiff]

Some pillock in Melbourne decides on setting alight a fast food outlet only to set himself aflame instead.

In his panic he has to strip off his burning clothes as his bemused pal looks on.

Police are seeking anyone with roasted nuts

Arson suspect accidentally sets own trousers alight in Melbourne

Footage released by police shows the suspect stripping off their burning clothes and fleeing.

www.bbc.co.uk

Jay.

 

[huntertrw]

As the late Jimmy Buffet once sang, in part, "There's no dumbass vaccine."

 

[PaulRVA]

Lennon’s song Lyrics come to mind
Instant karma's gonna get you
Going to look you right in the face
You better get yourself together
Come and join the human race

 

[huntertrw]

The authorities might look here for the perpetrator:

 

[mawnansmiff]

The authorities might look here for the perpetrator:

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Well I'm sure some ice cold water would be welcome.

Jay.

 

[huntertrw]

As the late Jerry Lee Lewis once sang, "Goodness gracious, great balls of fire!"

 

[Sparcdude]

This goes in line with one of my favorite suggestions:

Remove all warning labels and let Darwin take its course.

 

[sablebrush52]

Definitely a Darwin Award winning candidate.
Hopefully he hadn’t bred.

 

[huntertrw]

The first D.A. nominee for 2025:

 

[AcesAndEights]

I’m amazed we’re only on #136…

 

[brian64]

Some pillock in Melbourne decides on setting alight a fast food outlet only to set himself aflame instead.

In his panic he has to strip off his burning clothes as his bemused pal looks on.

Police are seeking anyone with roasted nuts

Arson suspect accidentally sets own trousers alight in Melbourne

Footage released by police shows the suspect stripping off their burning clothes and fleeing.

www.bbc.co.uk

Jay.

Apparently he was taught in arsonist school if on fire just outrun the flames.