To address the original thread title, the worst English pipes I've owned:
An estate no-name pipe stamped "Made in London" that had a gloss finish and light plastic saddle stem, that came unsmoked, but always looked and felt a little cheap, that I finally traded off.
A Ben Wade straight blast panel that looked great on the pipe wall at Tinder Box, and came at a good price, but just never stopped looking plastic because of its finish, just never quite broke in nor looked good.
And finally, the one I still have, a snappy little Parker blast cherrywood shape in briar, that smokes well but came with too much stain in the shank and took a long time to clean up. Should have addressed it right away but felt squeamish about going after a brand new pipe.
Most English pipes are better than most. I have a Britannia smooth bent Dublin with a double-bore stem, and a Ferndown smooth bent billiard that make it all up to me.
An estate no-name pipe stamped "Made in London" that had a gloss finish and light plastic saddle stem, that came unsmoked, but always looked and felt a little cheap, that I finally traded off.
A Ben Wade straight blast panel that looked great on the pipe wall at Tinder Box, and came at a good price, but just never stopped looking plastic because of its finish, just never quite broke in nor looked good.
And finally, the one I still have, a snappy little Parker blast cherrywood shape in briar, that smokes well but came with too much stain in the shank and took a long time to clean up. Should have addressed it right away but felt squeamish about going after a brand new pipe.
Most English pipes are better than most. I have a Britannia smooth bent Dublin with a double-bore stem, and a Ferndown smooth bent billiard that make it all up to me.