The World is Backwards

[expatpipe]

Been thinking..
The best rapper is white. The best golfer is black. The French says the US is arrogant. The Germans don't want to fight. The Russians are calling for diplomacy. The most anti-war president ever elected started a new war. All the Iranians I meet are fanatics.. fanatically PRO American. My super cheapo Dr.Plumb smokes like a charm. Boy, I better go lay down, this fever medication is getting to me.. :crazy: sorry

 

[hobie1dog]

You're doing way too much thinking lately 8O
Take 2 Valium and call me in the morning. :wink:

 

[lonestar]

No doubt. If we have got to live in such a screwy world, why cant it be good screwy. Like, you can sue the pants off your boss for telling you not to smoke on the job.

Turkish tobacco has replaced the olive branch as a symbol of peace.

Non smokers have to take their breaks outside in the frigid winter.

Pipemakers are the new rock stars

 

[cortezattic]

The world is backwards, and perhaps upside down.

Upside down pipe:

Transforming the conventional smoking pipe design, Austrian manufacturer PURISME GmbH has popped up with its radical Smoking Pipe that features an upside-down pipehead. The PURISME Pipe is carved out of grain bruyere wood with hi-tech carbon material.

Also check out a earlier thread: Upside down pipe?

 

[papipeguy]

Cortez, is the new high tech carbon material the New Age Brylon?

Wow, $2,385 for that baby!

 

[cortezattic]

Beats me. 8O

At that price it should smoke better that a Kaywoodie! :lol:

 

[lonestar]

Forget Carbon Fiber, I'm coming out with a new line of Kevlar pipes, gauranteed level IIIA face protection.

It also holds a mini survival kit, a survival knife, a compass, and it doubles as an underwater snorkel for only $2,000.

:lol:

 

[simpledesign]

Um....how would that work with a pipe cleaner?

 

[wwtravlr1]

How about one that works as a Cell Phone? Then we can do it everywhere!

 

[expatpipe]

:laughat: I I owned that pipe, Everytime I tried to light it all the tobacco would fall out.. DOH!.. ín my best Homer voice.