It was a typical drive home from work today, traffic accompanied by foolish drivers who believe the roads belong to them. The work day long and uneventful. As I pulled into my driveway, i spotted a familiar cardboard box by the front door. I didn't know for sure what was inside this mystery package, as i have been pretty loose with my online purchases as of late, but one order in particular jumped into my mind. One i had been waiting weeks for, trying to forget about it yet always in the back of my mind taunting me. Could this be the one? Could the wait finally be over ? I stopped my truck, barely got it into park and leaped out. My keys flying out of my hand as i dashed up towards the front porch. My eyes pinned on the box laying on the ground before me. My mind was racing with excitement. I picked up the box and began reading the label to confirm that the wait was finally over...It was... I held the box tight and lifted it into the air, yelling at the top of my lungs Wooooooooooooooo Woooooooooooo. The sun appeared and the skies parted and for a brief moment there I swear I heard music. I wiped my brows and looked around. There was no music, only the dinging of my car door which i had left open and the neighbours staring at me with blank and confused looks. I closed up my car, grabbed my keys, waived to the neighbours and made my way inside.
They may think i'm weird but little did they know my first tin of Black Frigate had finally arrived, it's gonna be a hell of a night.
Permission to come aboard mates ?
They may think i'm weird but little did they know my first tin of Black Frigate had finally arrived, it's gonna be a hell of a night.
Permission to come aboard mates ?