The (Un)Official Secret Santa 2020!

[Country Bladesmith]

I’ve got some tins en route to me from SP, to be boxed up with some things from my personal stash. Should go out early next week.

 

[cshubhra]

How many of you having fun doing detective work, trying to guess who is your secret Santa?

1. I have a USPS package arriving tomorrow from Teaneck, Bergen County, NJ
2. I am not expecting any USPS package - All my holiday items are coming through UPS, or have not shipped yet
3. This may be my secret Santa Package
4. I remember a few members locations from their posts - None as far as I remember from Teaneck, one from Bergen County, and a lot from NJ

This is one time the location at the post which @jpmcwjr requests would have been useful!

 

[Country Bladesmith]

How many of you having fun doing detective work, trying to guess who is your secret Santa?

1. I have a USPS package arriving tomorrow from Teaneck, Bergen County, NJ
2. I am not expecting any USPS package - All my holiday items are coming through UPS, or have not shipped yet
3. This may be my secret Santa Package
4. I remember a few members locations from their posts - None as far as I remember from Teaneck, one from Bergen County, and a lot from NJ

This is one time the location at the post which @jpmcwjr requests would have been useful!

I’ve been doing detective work on the other end, trying to figure out what to send my giftee. I want to send something he will enjoy, but not something he already has in his cellar. I think I did ok. I hope so, anyway.

 

[cshubhra]

I trusted my memory to figure out what my victim would like.

I’ve been doing detective work on the other end, trying to figure out what to send my giftee. I want to send something he will enjoy, but not something he already has in his cellar. I think I did ok. I hope so, anyway.

 

[woodsroad]

Security will remain in place until all Secret Santa participants have received their packages,

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[bnichols23]

How many of you having fun doing detective work, trying to guess who is your secret Santa?

1. I have a USPS package arriving tomorrow from Teaneck, Bergen County, NJ
2. I am not expecting any USPS package - All my holiday items are coming through UPS, or have not shipped yet
3. This may be my secret Santa Package
4. I remember a few members locations from their posts - None as far as I remember from Teaneck, one from Bergen County, and a lot from NJ

This is one time the location at the post which @jpmcwjr requests would have been useful!

IF, of course, they all tell the truth! hehehehe

 

[bnichols23]

I forget the numbers, now, but SmokingPipes is like 4,500 miles from my house. One of the tins I’m throwing in my secret Santa box I’ll be sending out was purchased from SP. They’re going to ship it to me (~4,500 miles) and then I’m going to put it into a box and ship it back (~4,500 miles) to someone who lives within 150 miles of SmokingPipes’ location.

So, that tin will have roughly 9,000 miles of travel time when it gets to its final resting place.

Dang, youse sneaky! ????

 

[jmg81]

I’ve been doing detective work on the other end, trying to figure out what to send my giftee. I want to send something he will enjoy, but not something he already has in his cellar. I think I did ok. I hope so, anyway.

Same here. I went through the last 30 pages of my victim's, em i mean, recipient's posts to get a better idea of what they might like. To my dismay, found out that our what he smokes and what have on hand are about 90% the same. But then again i could just send him something he doesnt like/new to try, along with some coal lol

 

[mikethompson]

You didn't specify how big the tins had to be right Dan?

 

[3rdguy]

Package in the mail!

It should NOT need food or water until it arrives but....we will see how it ends up.

 

[CoffeeAndBourbon]

All packaged up and ready for the wife to drop off at the post.

 

[Bengel]

Should hit target on Monday

 

[bnichols23]

Mine is in the tender hands of the delivery minions. Should make its way to the chemists on the frontier by Monday or so, I think.

 

[bnichols23]

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You didn't specify how big the tins had to be right Dan?

Just what you'd expect from a baker. Do-it-yourself cake kit. Just add yeast! Hehehehe

 

[mikethompson]

J
Just what you'd expect from a baker. Do-it-yourself cake kit. Just add yeast! Hehehehe

If you leave the box covered with a towel and leave it in a warm place for about an hour it will double in size.

 

[3rdguy]

If you leave the box covered with a towel and leave it in a warm place for about an hour it will double in size.

I had a girlfriend like that back in the day.

 

[username]

Just dropped it off at the post office

 

[woodsroad]

If you leave the box covered with a towel and leave it in a warm place for about an hour it will double in size.

So, I guess that you've heard the joke about the Mohel's wallet, then, then.

 

[Pipenwheels]

The sleigh has landed. After giving the reindeer some nice plug tobacco to chew and packing Santa's bowl, he handed me this, and with a puff of his pipe and the biggest retrohale I have ever seen....he was off!

 

[Pipenwheels]

I am waiting on a few more goodies to arrive so I can put the final touches on my package. I am worried about postman snatching it because word on the street, Cinnamon flavored Captain Black Grape is all the rage this year!