"...911, what's your emergency?"
"Yessir I see a fireball shaped UFO in the sky. Been watchin' it for twenty minutes, so I ain't imaginin' it, neither."
"Can you confirm its position?"
"Just above the city limits, uhhh... lesseee.... to the west"
"Are you sure that isn't the sunset?"
"No way man, this thing is HUGE! So big everthin's gettin' darker the closer it gets to the ground."
"Is it still in sight?"
"Yes, dammit! You seeing this? You can't miss it! Just look out a window!"
"Yes I am, it's very pretty right now. Are you still looking at it?"
"Yeah. And it's still falling... Hell, it's gonna take the whole damn city!"
"Maybe you ought to look away for a moment..."
"OK"
[pause]
"So, what do you see now?"
[pause]
"Shit... Now I can't see nothin. Them stinkin' aliens took my damn eyes!"
"Yessir I see a fireball shaped UFO in the sky. Been watchin' it for twenty minutes, so I ain't imaginin' it, neither."
"Can you confirm its position?"
"Just above the city limits, uhhh... lesseee.... to the west"
"Are you sure that isn't the sunset?"
"No way man, this thing is HUGE! So big everthin's gettin' darker the closer it gets to the ground."
"Is it still in sight?"
"Yes, dammit! You seeing this? You can't miss it! Just look out a window!"
"Yes I am, it's very pretty right now. Are you still looking at it?"
"Yeah. And it's still falling... Hell, it's gonna take the whole damn city!"
"Maybe you ought to look away for a moment..."
"OK"
[pause]
"So, what do you see now?"
[pause]
"Shit... Now I can't see nothin. Them stinkin' aliens took my damn eyes!"
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