The Taste of Briar
- Thread starter Briar Lee
- Start date
SmokingPipes.com Updates
Watch for Updates Twice a Week
PipesMagazine Approved Sponsor
Site Sponsors
PipesMagazine Approved Sponsor
PipesMagazine Approved Sponsor
PipesMagazine Approved Sponsor
PipesMagazine Approved Sponsor
- Status
One of life’s great ironies is to watch an animal rights activist order milk in her latte wearing a pair of leather high heeled shoes.
I suppose another would be to have pipe smokers argue against 150 years of market domination that briar isn’t better.
Law schools have always taught by the Socratic method.
I enjoyed beyond measurement the same experience I’d been used to all my life at home and church.
After one day of me and a law professor playing Hector and Lector, two absolutely beautiful classmates of mine lingered by the door.
The prettiest of the two, the brunette, was softly crying, but wiped her tears that stained her make up, and asked me
Is it true you force dogs to hunt quail for you?
I replied, actually my father raised extremely expensive bird dogs he sold to rich men. There is something bred into a quail dog that causes them to hunt. The most difficult part of training them is to get them to stop. The dogs love to hunt, all on their own.
But yes, I love to quail hunt over good dogs.
Her idols having turned to stone, she turned and clicked her heels away down the hall.
Her liberal blonde friend stood there smiling.
She said you know she idolizes you.
No, I had no idea.
Then the blonde said, I’d love to go quail hunting sometime.
I said I haven’t had any quail dogs for years.
But when I did I had the best.
I suppose another would be to have pipe smokers argue against 150 years of market domination that briar isn’t better.
Law schools have always taught by the Socratic method.
I enjoyed beyond measurement the same experience I’d been used to all my life at home and church.
After one day of me and a law professor playing Hector and Lector, two absolutely beautiful classmates of mine lingered by the door.
The prettiest of the two, the brunette, was softly crying, but wiped her tears that stained her make up, and asked me
Is it true you force dogs to hunt quail for you?
I replied, actually my father raised extremely expensive bird dogs he sold to rich men. There is something bred into a quail dog that causes them to hunt. The most difficult part of training them is to get them to stop. The dogs love to hunt, all on their own.
But yes, I love to quail hunt over good dogs.
Her idols having turned to stone, she turned and clicked her heels away down the hall.
Her liberal blonde friend stood there smiling.
She said you know she idolizes you.
No, I had no idea.
Then the blonde said, I’d love to go quail hunting sometime.
I said I haven’t had any quail dogs for years.
But when I did I had the best.
I don’t suppose you could be dead set against me winning 20 million dollars in the lottery, please ?I’m dead against legal weed.
And I’m going to loose.
I was against legalized lotteries, casino gambling, and every corner gas station being a package store, too.
I have a perfect record of lost causes like defending the right of drug dealers to monopolize the weed marker.
The only good thing about legalized weed is outlaws will nolonger be the sole source of weed.
And it is an opportunity for the pipe industry.
If only ten per cent of Americans fire up a briar full of weed, that’s 33 million new customers
When it becomes legal it will also gain moral acceptance.
After that, Katy bar the door.
They’ll advertise the medical grade on television.
Yes, and here is the reason why.
Necessity is the mother of invention.
Those lottery tickets are a fraud on the public ran by legislatures who know exactly half those dollars in the Mega Jackpot go to line the state coffers.
When organized crime ran the numbers rackets they paid back 75 cents on the dollar instead of 50 cents like today.
The people should dream of patenting a worthwhile invention to gain riches, or writing a book, or starting Facebook.
- Status