I wonder how long it will take to sell? I’ve got to imagine the pool of potential customers that can afford and are willing to drop $5k on a pipe is pretty small as it is. Then they have to find the perfect someone who either doesn’t care, doesn’t notice, or is actively looking for a pipe that looks like a peen. I’d love to know who buys it.
Maybe it’s a joke or some weird political statement from the artist “look at these stupid American capitalist pigs, they spend $5000 on pipe that I make carve like Putin’s schween”
I like to imagine some rich CEO buys it and shows it off. Everyone is complimenting him, telling him he has exceptional taste, they’d love to have one just like it. Finally some lowly mailroom worker says “it looks like a dick”. The CEO stops for a minute...”you’re the only honest person here. Congrats, you’re our new Junior VP”
Maybe it’s a joke or some weird political statement from the artist “look at these stupid American capitalist pigs, they spend $5000 on pipe that I make carve like Putin’s schween”
I like to imagine some rich CEO buys it and shows it off. Everyone is complimenting him, telling him he has exceptional taste, they’d love to have one just like it. Finally some lowly mailroom worker says “it looks like a dick”. The CEO stops for a minute...”you’re the only honest person here. Congrats, you’re our new Junior VP”
