Since its accepted we'll never come to an agreement, for the sake of the topic..i would have to go with a lightly rusticated bent rhodesian, nice rim with the bowl beveled right at the top where it begins to meet the rim. A squared shank met with a Black saddle bit stem with a nice inlay..i always thought that the inlay logos of companies gave pipes a great charm, and adds alot to the look. Also a nice grain, with a mid-tone brown stain. I always liked the two grooves in bulldogs..so those would be nessicary too. The upper segment of the bowl would be a bit mellow, not too steep, not too squished either.