A pulmonary doc once said to me, “Mr. Grangerous, you have asthma.” I said, “I don’t have asthma Doc, I’ll need a second opinion!” He fixed his gaze upon me and said, “Okaaay... you have asthma.”
To this day I don’t believe him as I long ago tossed away those inhalers.
But back then, I clenched. The enjoyment for me came from the side-stream. As I’d clench, I’d enjoy the smoke emanating from the bowl or as it escaped my lips. My pipe would appear “unlit” to any observer. I clenched while driving or sitting in the veranda or fishing, hunting or reading, generating very little visible smoke, and yet, I was breathing in a great deal of smoke.
Well, I’ve stopped clenching and now a daily pipe seldom triggers me. Usually a musty drawer, old book or damp basement is the culprit.
Today, I hold pipe in hand and will only clench momentarily if I need the use of both hands, being very careful not to inhale. I’ve gotten quite proficient as my mild asthma rarely appears.
Outdoors, in the wind, no matter. I have mastered getting real flavor from my tobacco-without breathing the smoke. I let the tongue do its job as I slowly let it escape nose and mouth. Have you ever seen John Harden (Matches 860) clench? I can’t recall ever seeing him even retro and so find this topic of interest. I retro.
So... Clenchers, ye haters of the acrylic bit, let us hear from you.
Inhalers? Hopefully this is a small group. Let’s hear from you as well.
Tasters? If you are like Matches you are indeed blessed. He so loved tasting tobacco.
Some of my personal observations: For me, stem material has become irrelevant; my vulcanite or ebonite stems appear shiny and new. It has slowed my cadence, increased my enjoyment and I have found blends that always provide me with a really tasty smoke. Yes, Granger is one of these.
So, let this second chapter of THE GRANGER GAMES..... Begin!
SELECT ALL THAT APPLY
A.) Onlookers would think my car’s engine has overheated. Cheech and Chong would be proud, a real smoke generating machine.
B.) I clench my pipe while engaged in any activity. Reading, Writing, Walking or Working. Einstein and Mark Twain are smiling down upon me. If I couldn’t clench; I wouldn’t bother to smoke a pipe.
C.) I do both. I alternate freely and never really give this a thought. My Indian name would be Wind-in-Hair.
D.) I do not clench. It’s pipe in hand or sitting on workbench or table. I sip it, hold it or set it down. Relights don’t bother me. I’m a slow smoker.
E.) I dislike frivolous posts but rather than scroll by, I’m going to pour a bucket of literary ice water on everyone’s fun by leaving my personal objection to humor of any kind on this forum.
To this day I don’t believe him as I long ago tossed away those inhalers.
But back then, I clenched. The enjoyment for me came from the side-stream. As I’d clench, I’d enjoy the smoke emanating from the bowl or as it escaped my lips. My pipe would appear “unlit” to any observer. I clenched while driving or sitting in the veranda or fishing, hunting or reading, generating very little visible smoke, and yet, I was breathing in a great deal of smoke.
Well, I’ve stopped clenching and now a daily pipe seldom triggers me. Usually a musty drawer, old book or damp basement is the culprit.
Today, I hold pipe in hand and will only clench momentarily if I need the use of both hands, being very careful not to inhale. I’ve gotten quite proficient as my mild asthma rarely appears.
Outdoors, in the wind, no matter. I have mastered getting real flavor from my tobacco-without breathing the smoke. I let the tongue do its job as I slowly let it escape nose and mouth. Have you ever seen John Harden (Matches 860) clench? I can’t recall ever seeing him even retro and so find this topic of interest. I retro.
So... Clenchers, ye haters of the acrylic bit, let us hear from you.
Inhalers? Hopefully this is a small group. Let’s hear from you as well.
Tasters? If you are like Matches you are indeed blessed. He so loved tasting tobacco.
Some of my personal observations: For me, stem material has become irrelevant; my vulcanite or ebonite stems appear shiny and new. It has slowed my cadence, increased my enjoyment and I have found blends that always provide me with a really tasty smoke. Yes, Granger is one of these.
So, let this second chapter of THE GRANGER GAMES..... Begin!
SELECT ALL THAT APPLY
A.) Onlookers would think my car’s engine has overheated. Cheech and Chong would be proud, a real smoke generating machine.
B.) I clench my pipe while engaged in any activity. Reading, Writing, Walking or Working. Einstein and Mark Twain are smiling down upon me. If I couldn’t clench; I wouldn’t bother to smoke a pipe.
C.) I do both. I alternate freely and never really give this a thought. My Indian name would be Wind-in-Hair.
D.) I do not clench. It’s pipe in hand or sitting on workbench or table. I sip it, hold it or set it down. Relights don’t bother me. I’m a slow smoker.
E.) I dislike frivolous posts but rather than scroll by, I’m going to pour a bucket of literary ice water on everyone’s fun by leaving my personal objection to humor of any kind on this forum.
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