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Briar Lee

Lifer
Sep 4, 2021
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Humansville Missouri
I’ve been watching the news all my life and usually it’s bad news that makes the headlines.

But when appropriate the news editors report a story like America’s Mayor Rudy Gulianni stopping his rental car in New Hampshire to come to the aid of a victim of domestic violence on the roadside, at the age of 81.

After the police arrived for her rescue, Rudy’s car was struck from behind and he has been hospitalized with a broken back and cuts.


How many old men on a busy Labor Day weekend would stop to aid a stranger in need?

It gives my old heart hope for humanity, you know?
 

Briar Lee

Lifer
Sep 4, 2021
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Giuliani is the man. We need him on the Crop Circle case at once!

My mother always said to wear clean underwear in case you are in a car wreck.


And never to interject yourself into a domestic quarrel, among strangers. That’s a really good way to get shot.

I wonder what Rudy was doing with a rented car in New Hampshire over Labor Day weekend?

It surely was brave of him, to stop and help that poor woman, you know?

Rudy is a pretty spry old man, at age 81.

Sing one Porter Wagoner and the Wagonmasters!

Carrol County Accident


Only Buck Trent played an electric banjo, that made the “Porter Wagoner Show” twang sound. Nobody else has ever mastered it.
 
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Briar Lee

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Mayor Guiliani has a history of helping out poor women pay their bills such as his current business partner and personal nurse Maria Ryan who immediately flew to his hospital and is overseeing his recovery.

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Ragusa said Giuliani is currently recovering and in good spirits, the Post reported. "The mayor is in great spirits. He's a beast. He survived 9/11," Ragusa said. He added that Giuliani is expected to remain in the Manchester-area hospital for another two or three days and then wear a brace for the broken vertebrae.

Giuliani's business partner, Maria Ryan, who is also a nurse practitioner, is helping to oversee his care. "He's getting further tests and stabilization of his injuries," she told the Post.

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Manchester New Hampshire to New York City is quite a long journey, for an 81 year old man.


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When i was a little boy me and every other little boy in the Ozarks was in love with Pretty Miss Norma Jean on the Porter Wagoner Show.

But in 1967, after Porter refused to leave his wife, and hired a pretty young blonde named Dolly Parton, then Pretty Miss Norma Jean quit and all her records afterwards do NOT have Buck Trent and his Electric Banjo.

Such as

Your Alibi Called Today


I wonder if the wayward damsel in distress Rudy saved beside the roadway will make her appearance at the hospital, to thank him for his nobility and chivalrous behavior?

Stay tuned.

And his nurse and business partner will most likely by now have the Mayor’s phone.

Who Do You Know in Ringgold Georgia

Billy Walker and Brenda Kay Perry

 
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Briar Lee

Lifer
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Nice of Rudy, but he's still a bit of a nut case.;)

I’ll grant Rudy this much.

Rudy’s personal nurse and “business partner” is 23 years younger than he is.

And she’s been his very, very close friend for quite some time, and he said she’s paid his bills when he was broke and his expenditures to pay off her credit cards, and other bills, were just reimbursement, in his bankruptcy filing.

Here they are four years ago——

June 21, 2021

Mayor Rudy Gilliani and Dr. Maria Ryan


Now, my good and loyal office manager and best friend and wife of 24 years is 11 years younger than me.

If I was in an accident 250 miles from home, on Labor Day weekend, without her, in a rental car; and I stopped to help a woman beside the highway in a battle with another man, I doubt she’d take a plane to my hospital.

No, she’d drive straight to the Highway Patrol headquarters, first, and get the accident report. Then she’d call my rental car company, to make arrangements for insurance and such matters, check who rented it and for how long, and are there any charges on what credit card that need paid.

She’d let me recover and decide if I wanted to take the risk of going home.

I taught her how to shoot. Bought her a like new Taurus G2 nine millimeter recently and she has two fully loaded magazines. With the best high tech hollow points.

And, I know that.

It’s hard to say which Porter Wagoner mega hit classic had the best of Buck Trent’s Electric Banjo that made a twang sound unmatched since 1960.

One of the best of Buck Trent’s best is—-

Cold Hard Facts of Life

 
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Briar Lee

Lifer
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Considering he is from NYC, he is actually remarkably sane. ;)

The day Rudy dies, all the news editors will do is run a loop of how he went straight towards the burning towers.

Would a sane man, have done that?

And would your personal nurse and “business partner” make a fool of herself over this last escapade of his.:)
 

wyfbane

Lifer
Apr 26, 2013
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The day Rudy dies, all the news editors will do is run a loop of how he went straight towards the burning towers.

Would a sane man, have done that?

And would your personal nurse and “business partner” make a fool of herself over this last escapade of his.:)
343 members of the FDNY did and never came home, and they were sane and any can be. Don't conflate bravery with lunacy. He had already survived the mob trials. He is brave enough for me.
 
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Briar Lee

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343 members of the FDNY did and never came home, and they were sane and any can be. Don't conflate bravery with lunacy. He had already survived the mob trials. He is brave enough for me.

Rudy is proof there really might just be a God above us.

On the worst day in America since Pearl Harbor, the alcoholic, scandalized, womanizing, disgraced lame duck Mayor of New York—-

Walked straight towards the disaster, cameras rolling.

If this “business partner” and personal nurse doesn’t work out, I’ll bet God sends him another one.

It’s impossible to hate this happy couple, or wish them anything but happiness.

Maybe she’s used to his antics by now.

London 2019 Yankees vs Red Sox

 
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Briar Lee

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This morning new video is out on 81 year old Mayor Gulliani placing him watching baseball in New Hampshire beside his personal nurse and “business partner” his third wife accused of breaking up their happy home——only hours before his tragic accident

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The New Hampshire Fisher Cats are a professional minor league baseball team based in Manchester, New Hampshire, playing in the Eastern League as the Double-A affiliate of the Toronto Blue Jays. Their home stadium is Northeast Delta Dental Stadium


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It seems Giuliani’s startlingly younger and surprisingly attractive personal nurse and “business partner” is a married lady from New Hampshire and any “reimbursement” the Mayor pays them as a couple is beyond the reach of his creditors.

And 8 days ago (?) this clip was posted on Rumor Juice about their relationship.

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By 1972 Buck Trent had been developing and perfecting his unique Electric Banjo, since 1960. Although Porter Wagoner had found the peak of his success with the Wagonmasters, Dolly was married to Carl Dean and Porter remained married to his first and only wife. But it was Buck Trent who put the exclusive Porter Wagoner Show sound to all those Porter and Dolly classics such as

The Right Combination


Audiences ate it up:

We knew what a 26 year old Dolly was after and what a 45 year old Porter wanted but it made the best traditional country music show in history, hands down, no contest.

They all reunited in 1988 when Porter was 61 and she was 42 and reminded us there never again can never be, another Porter and Dolly and the Wagonmasters with Buck Trent and his Electric Banjo—

Dolly Show 1988

 
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Briar Lee

Lifer
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He turned NYCITY around, that’s nuff for me I Garronte.

He did restore NYC. He had enough sense to know you can’t have Lady Liberty lift her lamp over a bunch of broken out windows.

And his truly selfless heroism on 9-11 is the stuff schoolteachers will be teaching little children a thousand years from now.

Rudy is proof that down deep, we are all one nation, under God, indivisible, and with liberty and justice for all.

At the peak of the popularity of the Porter Wagoner Show, with Dolly Parton and the Wagonmasters and Buck Trent with his Electric Banjo—-

About a hundred mothers a week came to cry over a casket draped with an American flag shipped into Dover

Every major city in America was burning from riots over Vietnam and Civil Rights.

United States troops were massacring villagers in Mai Lai.

National Guardsmen in Ohio shot down their own fellow Americans like dogs

Rudy Gulliani has a bad addiction to the bottle and to the women.

Let’s hope he gets away with both of them, you know?

Mommy Ain’t That Daddy (Live 1969)


The America we all love is a place where there are many second chances.

My mother had congestive heart failure and spent her last year or so singing along with me and my sideman David Potter in a nursing home. I’d look out and see my mother holding David’s mother’s shoulder as she tried to play an invisible piano. Most days she didn’t recognize David, but she’d play the piano like she did in church years ago.

My mother requested David and I sing Charlie’s Picture at her funeral, but me and David never could seem to get it down pat enough to perform anywhere except the nursing home.

It remains one of the truly classic Christian Church hymns with a double meaning, and a double twist at the end.

Charlie’s Picture (1971)

The Thin Man From West Plains Missouri

Porter Wagoner


However you treat a crazy old drunk like Rudy, will come home to you, someday.
 
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tbradsim1

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We are not perfect as Americans, I know, but name me any nation that does as much for its people in disasters, Europe sucks, in this role. Give me a fucked up American over a European any day!
 

Briar Lee

Lifer
Sep 4, 2021
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23,516
Humansville Missouri
We are not perfect as Americans, I know, but name me any nation that does as much for its people in disasters, Europe sucks, in this role. Give me a fucked up American over a European any day!

Because he accepted the wrong case, from an atrociously selfish client, Rudy Giuliani, once a famous prosecutor who invented the perp walk, has been permanently disbarred and can never again practice law.

(Which, given his taste for booze and much younger women is relief for the reputation of lawyers everywhere.:) )

And if Rudy had only played his con games against the high and mighty, he might still have his modest fortune of about 10 million dollars. But he viciously libeled and slandered a couple of innocent women in Georgia who were not famous, just poor women, election volunteers, and he can never have money in his own name again.

(Which is probably wise for Rudy to have that arrangement, you know?.:) )

People in foreign lands must read our digital newspapers and come away baffled.

Rudy Guiliani has fallen into the gutter.

He was a raging drunk with hair dye streaming down his face!

He’s bankrupt and disbarred!

The Mayor Rudy Guiliani and Dr Maria Ryan show is a miserable failure of a livestream hardly anyone had heard of until two days ago.

So why, do our good news editors put Rudy and Maria at the top of the page?

Because, while we cried on September 11, 2001 our man Rudy did not run and hide at Offut Air Force Base at Omaha Nebraska.

He calmly walked into immortality, right into the danger zone.

When we needed another Colin Kelly II he was right there!

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Porter Wagoner’s first mega hit was A Satisfied Mind.

Porter Wagoner, Jeanie Shepard, and Red Foley on the Ozark Jamboree, Springfield Missouri April 16 1955


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Who might you ask, was Colin Kelly II?

Anybody can Google it.

The Scots came here with their musical instruments and their folk tunes and skills in carving monuments that last millennia and traditions of free public education and whipping the hell out of Roman invaders that caused Hadrian to build not one, but two walls, and the most beautiful and intelligent women who have ever existed under the sun, and all as crazy as Eve.

We are still here, and our memory is good for thousands and thousands of years.

Never bomb our Pearl Harbors.

We’ll send a hero against you, every time.


Our pretty young schoolteachers will be teaching the children about Mayor Rudy and Colin Kelly II forever, until Judgement Day.

There’s a Star Spangled Banner Waving Somewhere

Destiny Guerra version


That song was the number one hit of 1942 and the first hillbilly song to sell millions of records.

When my mother tested at KWTO before Red Foley in 1946 she had to sing it, and others.

Destiny is a fifth grade teacher.

In the seventh grade they finish the song—-

Though I realize I'm crippled, that is true, sir
Please don't judge my courage by my twisted leg
Let me show my Uncle Sam what I can do, sir
Let me help to bring the Axis down a peg
If I do some great deed I will be a hero
And a hero brave is what I want to be
There's a Star-Spangled Banner wavin' somewhere
In that heaven there should be a place for me
 
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