The Difference Bertween Cats and Dogs

[cosmicfolklore]

I have security footage of two fires in particular that are wild. Unfortunately I can’t post them, but here’s the breakdown.

1. Stove top fire. A dog is pawing at a stove to get to a pizza box on it. The dog inadvertently activates a burner, which ignited the box. The dog starts freaking out and actually goes and wakes up the owner. It’s actually pretty good stuff.

2. A cat activated a toaster. The cat pushed down on activation lever. When the crumbs in the toaster ignited the cat hopped down off the counter. The cat then sat on the floor and watched the fire. When the fire got big enough to form a ceiling jet the cat was satisfied and casually walked away.

Crazy part about the cat story is the owner was on the couch sleeping and didn’t know anything until the smoke detectors fired off.

Moral to the story, if you are going to own a cat, keep fresh batteries in the smoke detectors.

 

[CoffeeAndBourbon]

Dogs have owners and cats have servants.

 

[anotherbob]

I am still laughing about 'bertween' will come back to read the thread itself later. I am hoping Bertween is the name of the dog.

Bert Ween sounds like the new third member of the band Ween.

 

[brian64]

Dogs have owners and cats have servants.

This is why Scott Adams made Catbert the Director of Human Resources in the Dilbert strip.

Come to think of it...Catbert and Dogbert fit right in with the "Bertween" thing.

 

[Grangerous]

 

[georged]

 

[huntertrw]

The Cat:

The Dog:

 

[huntertrw]

 

[Grangerous]

 

[BCF]

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Aw shit! You owe me half a beer for this one! Most of it ended up on the floor when I did the old spit-take. Just awful, but right up my alley!