TAD

[chopper]

I've been bitten by this affliction as well. 6 weeks in and I think I've purchased about 20+ different blends ????

The wife raised an eyebrow, when the third delivery arrived, which is not a good sign... ?

Any help appreciated.

A raised eyebrow? Uh-oh.
Right, so it's near time for you to explain that the future of tobacco is uncertain. Prices are only going up.
If shit should ever hit the fan money will be useless but tobacco would be a valuable trade item.
So in actual fact, you're protecting the future for her and your family.
Finish with a sombre and sincere "You're welcome dear". [No, even the slightest grin and you'll blow it]

Whenever there's a sale and you buy up big, use the same excuse the girls use when they come home from a clothes sale "Look at how much money I just saved us!", like an excited puppy [This time with a big smile, well, because you're so delighted at the amount you just saved ]

 

[Irish Piper]

A raised eyebrow? Uh-oh.
Right, so it's near time for you to explain that the future of tobacco is uncertain. Prices are only going up.
If shit should ever hit the fan money will be useless but tobacco would be a valuable trade item.
So in actual fact, you're protecting the future for her and your family.
Finish with a sombre and sincere "You're welcome dear". [No, even the slightest grin and you'll blow it]

Whenever there's a sale and you buy up big, use the same excuse the girls use when they come home from a clothes sale "Look at how much money I just saved us!", like an excited puppy [This time with a big smile, well, because you're so delighted at the amount you just saved ]

You should teach classes on this stuff lol

 

[PipeIT]

I could think of lots of TAD acronyms, but here it stands for Tobacco Acquisition Disorder.

PAD is TAD's more expensive counterpart, Pipe Acquisition Disorder.

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I always thought of them as; Pipe/Tobacco Affliction Disorder... LOL ?

 

[TN Jed]

My name is TN Jed and I have P-TAD.

 

[Laurent]

Isn’t TAD what the astronaut’s drank?

 

[HawkeyeLinus]

Isn’t TAD what the astronaut’s drank?

TAB

 

[Laurent]

TAB

Oops my bad!

 

[Simmerdown☕️]

Isn’t TAD what the astronaut’s drank?

 

[HawkeyeLinus]

Oops my bad!

LOL, was also joking, I never liked Tab Cola but we always had the Tang the astronauts drank around the house.

 

[Steddy]

TAD: Tobacco and Dresser. An affliction that causes you to get rid of your clothes to make room for your stash.

I’m down to just a loin cloth but I’m smoking like a king.

 

[TN Jed]

I got a fever and the only prescription is more tobacco.