Stupid warning labels are stupid

[gnatjulio]

I'd better prep a bowl of Kevins NightCap for when my Steelers try to give away the game tonite.
@ Lawrence.....Do you cook it?

 

[pstlpkr]

@ Lawrence.....Do you cook it?

On occasion. It really is quite good and waaaaaaay to easy... That's why it's dangerous.

 

[lazydog]

CAUTION......living can be dangerous. The idea of some to try to make this a safer safer universe at the expense of freedom is absurd. The demasculizing of our country is appalling. I think New York City and all of California are leading the campaign. Lets all just get under our blankets and be ever so safe all of the time. Yet when it comes to the real threats facing our existence, the powers in charge do not seem to really care.....Rant rant rant. sorry. :x

 

[joshwolftree]

Saw a great one a while ago that was supposedly on a Swedish chainsaw

CAUTION: Do not attempt to stop chainsaw with hands or genitals
I know I've seen one on a trash compactor that saws

ATTENTION: Crushing/Shearing hazard. do not climb inside.
I shudder to think that in order to think it necessary to put these labels on, someone had to have tried it.

I can here the conversations in my head now

"C'mon whats the worst that could happen? They call it morning wood."
"Hey I got's me an idea you hold my beer, I'm gonna climb inside this here stinky thingagummer, then you push the button and we'll see if I can get out before the walls crush me. It'll be like that there Indiana Jones, Or Star Wars or somethin..."

 

[baronsamedi]

On Fort Lee, VA near the PX there was a Stop sign right next to another sign that read,"No Stopping or Standing".

 

[baronsamedi]

Here is one of my favorite sites for a laugh.
http://engrish.com/

 

[pipewife]

My favorite was on a (hair) curling iron: "Warning! For EXTERNAL use only!"

:roll:
I don't even want to know what provoked that label ....

 

[lankfordjl]

@baronsamedi
Thanks for the link to http://www.engrish.com.
very funny!

 

[baronsamedi]

It's a great time waster.

 

[simnettpratt]

I'd forgotten about that site; thanks baron.