You might be onto something here.Why do you guys bother spending all this time cleaning your stems. When it gets too dirty, just spray them black again with a little gloss spray paint. A can of spray paint from the hardware store will make a good 40 to 50 pipe stems look like new.
I tried that stuff once. Not on my head, but on my nether regions (after an incident with an at home shoe buffer gone horribly awry) and it did leak when you got hot. I ended up ruining 3 pair of white sailor shorts and looked like I had hersey squirts in the front. Plus, the wife said it just wasn't sexy.There use to be a product that bald guys could spray on their head to cover their spots. Of course, in the hot weather it tended to run making them look like they were leaking oil.