Special Custom Titles After 5,000 Posts

[brian64]

I’m not afraid of the French, just perplexed.

There's no d in perplexe.

 

[woodsroad]

There's no d in perplexe.

c'est tellement vrai, mon ami

 

[brian64]

c'est tellement vrai, mon ami

Sorry, my previous post was actually a typo...meant to say:

Francophone?

 

[anotherbob]

do these add up? What I mean is can I get three special titles? If so I am half way to the fourth one already.

 

[woodsroad]

Sorry, my previous post was actually a typo...meant to say:

Francophone?

No, mine was made in China.

 

[captainsousie]

Within the year I should make it to 5,000. The problem is, what title do I take? Dunce, modsbane, durak (дурак)? So many choices.

 

[Hillcrest]

This is shameful! None of you should be oppressed based on a biased and unfair performance metric.

You're all being forced into a competition with those born with unearned prolificity privilege!!!

Why is no one demanding post count equity for all members???

PEI ?

 

[Brendan]

Thank you @brian64 for your support, i didnt want to say it, but it was giving me a great deal of anxiety, having to quadruple my posts to keep up with the 5000 crowd*.

*Edit : auto correct gave me 'crows'..

 

[judcole]

I had to check - I'm way over. Sonuvagun.

 

[didimauw]

I'm only at 2500 posts after 13 years and I'm 63 years old. I'm not liking the math.

These are dissapointing numbers my friend....... I expected more from you.

 

[didimauw]

do these add up? What I mean is can I get three special titles? If so I am half way to the fourth one already.

Yes, but thats not including the nickname the mods gave you.

 

[Auxsender]

I’ll have to figure out a custom name. Most people just refer to me as asshole. I don’t think Kevin will allow that.

Ashhole

 

[ashdigger]

Ashhole

I’m totally game for that!!!!

 

[lukasstrifeson]

Ah bugger this, I'll get there when I get there

Was just thinking this is gonna open the flood spam gates.

 

[anotherbob]

Yes, but thats not including the nickname the mods gave you.

now I need to know what the heck you guys call me, though warning if they're mean I will make up equally mean things for the mods.

 

[HawkeyeLinus]

No idea but I’m betting I can come up with something that doesn’t conjure up penal system nightmares.

 

[WerewolfOfLondon]

Man I got some waffling to do.

 

[shanez]

Did I miss the obvious "Those are rookie numbers" post?

 

[troutface]

These are dissapointing numbers my friend....... I expected more from you.

Well goodness, even I can stand only so much of my bloviation. Any more and I'd be brought up on charges.

 

[NookersTheCat]

Did I miss the obvious "Those are rookie numbers" post?

Dammit, I was searching for the Wolf of Wall St meme as I read this...