Special Announcement: I'm Getting Married

[locopony]

You do know why most men die before their wives do right.........

Because they want to.

 

[maduroman]

you know that it says in scripture that a man should only have 1 wife right?
"no man can serve 2 masters."

 

[unclearthur]

Women live longer because they HAVE to have the last word!

 

[patiobum]

Congratulations ..............................................I think ???

 

[admin]

One of the downsides is that I just woke up and I am about to miss the breakfast with Ron White as the speaker. Aside from the tiger in the bathroom and not remembering anything from last night, I am fine.
Does anyone know where The Best Little Chapel is? I need to go get a couple of annulments.
I need some eye drops too.

 

[admin]

How the hell did Ron White make an 8 am breakfast, and I didn't?

 

[clanobucklin]

I am with cortezattic on this one. locopony got me to let out a bark of morning laughter. :lol:

 

[brewshooter]

P.S. Your friend is on the roof!

 

[abecox]

Be careful when opening the trunk of your rental car. Just gonna throw that out there.
Also, forgot:

 

[cortezattic]

Being married is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. :lol:

 

[unclearthur]

BINGO!

 

[surfmac211]

Wonder what type of "pipe" Mr. White was smoking lol.

 

[pstlpkr]

Being married is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. :D

:rofl:
Ouch!

 

[unclearthur]

I do have to say though Ruth gives new meaning to the phrase "Sexy little black dress"

 

[pstlpkr]

Hmmmm... Something seems to be missing.
I'm underwear unaware what it could be.

 

[unclearthur]

'ere! Somebody nicked 'er knickers!

 

[grouchy]

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[fullbent]

Right on! I'm trying to talk my new girlfriend into getting a girlfriend! Maybe the three of us can go to Vegas,and get married.....Ok,she's looking over my shoulder,and saying something like....Well I can't say on here..

 

[bubbadreier]

Wow Kevin.... Wow