There does seem to be an epidemic of threads going all kinds of wrong lately.
@Drwatson: Oh, I dearly love a good schnitzel. Don't forget the spaetzle!
@Warren: Ever seen the movie "The Departed"? This reminds me of the barroom scene with "Well, there's guys you can hit, and guys you can't hit. This ain't exactly a guy you can't hit, but you can't really hit him, either". :?