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cosmicfolklore

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I do have to admit that I have to Google some of these punk rock lyrics. But, I am enjoying learning new stuff. I am very open minded when it comes to music. I love it all. Except some of the screamy metal stuff.

Well I'm an axe grinder... Pile driver... Mama says... That I never never mind her...
 

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cosmicfolklore

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If you're havin' trouble with your high school head
He's givin' you the blues
You wanna graduate but not in 'is bed
Here's what you gotta do -
Pick up the phone
I'm always home
Call me any time
Just dial
36 24 36 hey

I lead a life of crime
I was walking by a neighbor's house the other day, and heard old ACDC blasting it, LOUD... it was just a little odd that the guy who lives there is in his mid 70's, ha ha. Still rockin', but probably loud because of his hearing aids.
 
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"I couldn't say where she was coming from but I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm. She strolled on over said look here bum I got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me cum. You just can't do it!"
 
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smudgersmissingleg

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In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Butane in my veins and I'm out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Stock car flamin' with a loser and the cruise control
Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D
Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love-seat
Someone came in sayin' I'm insane to complain
About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
Don't believe everything that you breathe
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
So shave your face with some mace in the dark
Savin' all your food stamps and burnin' down the trailer park
Yo, cut it

- Beck
 
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